How you make a REAL Cheeseburger!

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

If you take that grill cheese and slap a burger in between you then have a delicious patty melt.
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When The Wafflehouse used to have an "all you can eat" menu, I'd get eggs, bacon, and pancakes, followed by a Patty Melt for dessert!

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

A REAL efficianado of eating burgers can be given the MESSIEST burger and not ever get a drop on them!

I beg to differ.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

OMG I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I beg to differ.

OBVIOUSLY he's no efficienado of burger etiquette.

 

[Concerned American]

A REAL efficianado of eating burgers can be given the MESSIEST burger and not ever get a drop on them!

Yeah if they are wearing a poncho. LMAO

 

[skye]

If you take that grill cheese and slap a burger in between you then have a delicious patty melt.
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Looks good! but I don't eat red meat, can the meat be replaced for me with something like roast chicken?

 

[JoeMoma]

When The Wafflehouse used to have an "all you can eat" menu, I'd get eggs, bacon, and pancakes, followed by a Patty Melt for dessert!

Wafflehouse used to have great cheese burgers... in comparison to the chain fast food burger places like MacDonald's, burger king, etc. Maybe they still do.

 

[Concerned American]

Wafflehouse used to have great cheese burgers... in comparison to the chain fast food burger places like MacDonald's, burger king, etc. Maybe they still do.

Hands Down Best burger ever was the Knockout at the Scenic Drive-In in Modesto, CA in the 70's. Burger, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, smashed avocado with diced fresh jalapenos on a six inch bun. Mmmm Mmmm. I still make them today when I can find or grow a decent jalapeno.

 

[JoeMoma]

Hands Down Best burger ever was the Knockout at the Scenic Drive-In in Modesto, CA in the 70's. Burger, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, smashed avocado with diced fresh jalapenos on a six inch bun. Mmmm Mmmm. I still make them today when I can find or grow a decent jalapeno.

Damn, I missed out on it.

 

[Yarddog]

NO

 

[Yarddog]

Amateur action going on there. When you want a REAL cheeseburger you need to call in a
professional crew.

 

[Canon Shooter]

I like cheese as much as the next guy, but that's fuckin' disgusting...

 

[Canon Shooter]

Amateur action going on there. When you want a REAL cheeseburger you need to call in a
professional crew.

Man, back when Saturday Night Live was actually good...

 

[Road Runner]

Amateur action going on there. When you want a REAL cheeseburger you need to call in a
professional crew.

Lol after a while it sounds like they're saying cheesebooger.

 

[Canon Shooter]

When The Wafflehouse used to have an "all you can eat" menu, I'd get eggs, bacon, and pancakes, followed by a Patty Melt for dessert!

The restaurant Metro Diner (used to be local but is in 12 states now) used to have what was named "The Vortex Burger".

It was a bacon cheeseburger with a single 1/2 lb. beef patty, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese (American, cheddar or Swiss) and ketchup.

Now, while that might sound like a tasty bacon cheeseburger, I assure you, they were not done. The bun was two grilled cheese sandwiches:

I can hear my arteries clogging just looking at that picture...