I will tell you how i fake my eyes "amber"

[Mortimer]

I stand infront of the window in my room, i open a little bit the curtain, and let the sun direct on my eyes

 

[Yarddog]

I thought you were going to say Chalk.

 

[Mortimer]

I thought you were going to say Chalk.

What means Chalk?

 

[Yarddog]

What means Chalk?

It was a joke on my part.

meaning chalk for drawing.