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Embalming is to kill you in case you are not dead yet.
Embalming is to kill you in case you are not dead yet.
I thought it was to keep you looking pretty for the viewing.
We'll just stick mask on youEmbalming is to kill you in case you are not dead yet.
I thought it was to keep you looking pretty for the viewing.
Naah they have makeup people for that.
I won't need the makeup though.
☭proletarian☭;2025573 said:We'll just stick mask on youI thought it was to keep you looking pretty for the viewing.
Naah they have makeup people for that.
I won't need the makeup though.![]()
Imagine of she wanted to be creamated.is right!
Being buried alive is #1 on my 'how I don't want to die' list.
Being in a deep pool where a clear cover comes over the pool is #2.
This poor woman . . . had the undertaker not seen her arm moved she'd had been embalmed while still alive . . . which would have killed her.
is right!
Being buried alive is #1 on my 'how I don't want to die' list.
Being in a deep pool where a clear cover comes over the pool is #2.
This poor woman . . . had the undertaker not seen her arm moved she'd had been embalmed while still alive . . . which would have killed her.
Imagine of she wanted to be creamated.is right!
Being buried alive is #1 on my 'how I don't want to die' list.
Being in a deep pool where a clear cover comes over the pool is #2.
This poor woman . . . had the undertaker not seen her arm moved she'd had been embalmed while still alive . . . which would have killed her.
How else do I know whom I'm using to powder my sack?☭proletarian☭;2025573 said:We'll just stick mask on youNaah they have makeup people for that.
I won't need the makeup though.![]()
A mask on a jar of ashes? What is the point?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bB5xL577r4]YouTube - Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire[/ame]Imagine of she wanted to be creamated.is right!
Being buried alive is #1 on my 'how I don't want to die' list.
Being in a deep pool where a clear cover comes over the pool is #2.
This poor woman . . . had the undertaker not seen her arm moved she'd had been embalmed while still alive . . . which would have killed her.
Holy smokes!
Imagine of she wanted to be creamated.is right!
Being buried alive is #1 on my 'how I don't want to die' list.
Being in a deep pool where a clear cover comes over the pool is #2.
This poor woman . . . had the undertaker not seen her arm moved she'd had been embalmed while still alive . . . which would have killed her.
Holy smokes!
Imagine of she wanted to be creamated.
Holy smokes!
Man you are on fire today, that was a great pun.
Holy smokes!
Man you are on fire today, that was a great pun.
Hey!, you trying to flame me??![]()
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Man you are on fire today, that was a great pun.
Hey!, you trying to flame me??![]()
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We didn't start the fire.
is right!
Being buried alive is #1 on my 'how I don't want to die' list.
Being in a deep pool where a clear cover comes over the pool is #2.
This poor woman . . . had the undertaker not seen her arm moved she'd had been embalmed while still alive . . . which would have killed her.
Vitaly Malyukov a Russian inventor has designed caskets outfitted with alarm buttons for those buried alive by mistake. His invention includes a circular device (containing special membranes), which is mounted in a casket. Should a person recover consciousness, he will spot it right away because the device will be glowing red. A person buried alive will have to press that "alarm button" to raise the alarm at a control panel in the office of a cemetery caretaker. The alarm is designed to show which grave have signs of life, so to speak. Earlier reports suggest that people used to put cell phones in the casket with the dearly departed, with the hope that somehow they would come back to life again. But alas the ringing phones in the casket would turn out to be from people who did not know that the subscriber had been dead!
is right!
Being buried alive is #1 on my 'how I don't want to die' list.
Being in a deep pool where a clear cover comes over the pool is #2.
This poor woman . . . had the undertaker not seen her arm moved she'd had been embalmed while still alive . . . which would have killed her.
Here, you might want to look into securing one of these while you still can:
If you?re not DEAD please press the Alarm Button! - Newlaunches.com
Vitaly Malyukov a Russian inventor has designed caskets outfitted with alarm buttons for those buried alive by mistake. His invention includes a circular device (containing special membranes), which is mounted in a casket. Should a person recover consciousness, he will spot it right away because the device will be glowing red. A person buried alive will have to press that "alarm button" to raise the alarm at a control panel in the office of a cemetery caretaker. The alarm is designed to show which grave have signs of life, so to speak. Earlier reports suggest that people used to put cell phones in the casket with the dearly departed, with the hope that somehow they would come back to life again. But alas the ringing phones in the casket would turn out to be from people who did not know that the subscriber had been dead!
Don't forget to remind Vitaly to send me a finder's fee.
Immie