Just For Fun.Your Questions For Jay Carney,If You Had The Chance To Ask.

[Rat in the Hat]

"Jay, is this the role that got you the gig as press secretary?"

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[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, have u ever had sex with either Big Bird or the San Diego Chicken?

 

[Rozman]

Jay do you go back to your office after a press briefing and just close the door and cry...

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, how long did your third grade teacher keep you sitting in the corner wearing a dufass hat?

 

[TemplarKormac]

And who wouldn't love to mess with Jay at this stage of the health-care debacle?
So lets have some fun. If you were in the White House Press, and watching Jay Carney in a slow meltdown as he keeps dodging "Simple Questions", what would you throw at him?
Any Kind Of Question.
Examples:
Yes, Jay, Uhm, I have a question for you. When a really really big fat bear craps in the woods, does it make a sound?

Jay, who is the "Current Vice-President"?

Uh yeah, TK for TKTemplar news here, Mr. Carney:

What the hell are you thinking?!

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart yet, Jay?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, uhm, are you really standing on a box? I mean, you do look to be around 4 foot 6.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, 1 in 8 "US Americans" can't find the state of Texas on a US Map, can you please explain this to us?

 

[eagle1462010]

How did your surgery go Jay..........

We were concerned after we heard about the accident.............

The story is that you were following too close to Obama and he suddenly stopped, causing your head to get lodged up his ass..........

So, how did the surgical procedure go to get it dislodged..............

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, did you forget to take your medications again today?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

So Jay, is it true that you will be dressing up as "Tickle Me Elmo" for Halloween?

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Jay, how does it feel to be the puppet's puppet?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jay, does your mommy still change your diapers and make your dinner every night?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

"Hey Jay, when you're done licking Obama's boots, does he thank you?"

i didn't know obama wore boots.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"Hey Jay, when you're done licking Obama's boots, does he thank you?"

i didn't know obama wore boots.

Of course he does. Here's a photo.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

So Jay, what came first, ? ,, the chicken,, the egg ,, or Bill Clinton?

 

[Pauli007001]

So Jay, are you an active member of Nambla or just honorary like all liberals?

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

So Jay, may I ask you if you graduated grade school? and did your teachers spank you?