Man Breaks Into Subway And Makes Sandwich. How Will Left Blame Trump?

[Bush92]

I suppose to the left this is a sign of “failed capitalism” that homeless are breaking into sandwich shops...food riots soon to follow. I guess we should just give them keys to shops and base it on honor system? Bernie would have given him half of his sandwich. Cortez might say the heat from global warming drove him crazy. Harris, Spartacus, Waters, and Lee would just blame Whitey. Beto would try to get him to put guacamole on his sandwich made from his excrement. Pelosi and Biden would want to create a national taxpayer funded “sandwich security program” with a bill 7,000 pages long.
Thief breaks into Subway sandwich shop, fixes himself chicken hero
If our nations cities are falling to lawlessness and homelessness...blame liberals.
Opinion | America’s Cities Are Unlivable. Blame Wealthy Liberals.

 

[easyt65]

'The man should not have had to BREAK IN...'

Pocahontas wants to do away with the law making illegal entry a crime....oh wait, only for illegals.

 

[Bush92]

'The man should not have had to BREAK IN...'

Pocahontas wants to do away with the law making illegal entry a crime....oh wait, only for illegals.

Most people just go during working hours and pay. This guy will now get free legal defense and liberals will defend his actions. Especially if he’s a homeless drug addict. They will blame a “broken system” for this man’s condition.

 

[Erinwltr]

Too bad you didn't put this in Satire. This is hilarious. Folks, be sure and read the comments section in 92s link. Priceless.