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Here is a fun heroics tale involving high class diamonds and an iconic NHL game in Toronto (Canada)! Enjoy,
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Alas was attending a Toronto Maple Leafs (NHL) men's ice-hockey game in Canada but was going to deal with a special challenge in the form of a pirate terrorist named Satan who intended to bring chemical weapons to the sporting event as a devastating distraction to buy enough time to steal precious Belgian diamonds stored in the safe box in the aristocrat spectator box room during the game.
This pirate terrorist named Satan was no real fan of men's ice-hockey and simply wanted to steal the $20 million Antwerp diamonds from the high class spectator box during the Maple Leafs NHL game in Canada but needed a devastating distraction to perform the diabolical heist of the valuable gems.
Shelbye Collins was hosting the aristocrats in the high class spectator box during the Maple Leafs NHL game on behalf of De Beers company and wanted no surprises, since photos with the Belgian diamonds would be showcased in an Esquire quarantine article requiring her to be very professional and thorough.
Alas was attending the game with his daughter Eliza and noticed one of the guards talking to a strange man in sunglasses near the outside gate, and the man was the pirate terrorist named Satan who gave Alas enough goosebumps to roam around the stadium during the game looking for signs of terrorism while his daughter was safe with businesswoman Shelbye Collins in the high class spectator box.
Satan broke into the aristocrat spectator box during the NHL game and took over the PA system to announce to the crowd that the stadium basement was now loaded with chemical bullet warheads and would be summarily set off if there was any deterrence to his pirate exit from the stadium in an approaching helicopter that would transport the Antwerp diamonds he intended to take as a statement about seized gem mining around the world.
Alas was shocked since he knew his beloved daughter Eliza was in the aristocrat spectator box with businesswoman Shelbye Collins, where is where pirate terrorist Satan was holding hostages, so Alas crawled up the wall of the box room from the seats below and broke through the glass with a hockey stick and then used the stick to knock off ghe handgun in Satan's left hand, offering just enough time to punch him, tie him up, and prevent the diabolical heist of the million-dollar Belgian diamonds.
ALAS: I'm simply relieved Eliza and Shelbye are safe, and diamonds are forever.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Alas was attending a Toronto Maple Leafs (NHL) men's ice-hockey game in Canada but was going to deal with a special challenge in the form of a pirate terrorist named Satan who intended to bring chemical weapons to the sporting event as a devastating distraction to buy enough time to steal precious Belgian diamonds stored in the safe box in the aristocrat spectator box room during the game.
This pirate terrorist named Satan was no real fan of men's ice-hockey and simply wanted to steal the $20 million Antwerp diamonds from the high class spectator box during the Maple Leafs NHL game in Canada but needed a devastating distraction to perform the diabolical heist of the valuable gems.
Shelbye Collins was hosting the aristocrats in the high class spectator box during the Maple Leafs NHL game on behalf of De Beers company and wanted no surprises, since photos with the Belgian diamonds would be showcased in an Esquire quarantine article requiring her to be very professional and thorough.
Alas was attending the game with his daughter Eliza and noticed one of the guards talking to a strange man in sunglasses near the outside gate, and the man was the pirate terrorist named Satan who gave Alas enough goosebumps to roam around the stadium during the game looking for signs of terrorism while his daughter was safe with businesswoman Shelbye Collins in the high class spectator box.
Satan broke into the aristocrat spectator box during the NHL game and took over the PA system to announce to the crowd that the stadium basement was now loaded with chemical bullet warheads and would be summarily set off if there was any deterrence to his pirate exit from the stadium in an approaching helicopter that would transport the Antwerp diamonds he intended to take as a statement about seized gem mining around the world.
Alas was shocked since he knew his beloved daughter Eliza was in the aristocrat spectator box with businesswoman Shelbye Collins, where is where pirate terrorist Satan was holding hostages, so Alas crawled up the wall of the box room from the seats below and broke through the glass with a hockey stick and then used the stick to knock off ghe handgun in Satan's left hand, offering just enough time to punch him, tie him up, and prevent the diabolical heist of the million-dollar Belgian diamonds.
ALAS: I'm simply relieved Eliza and Shelbye are safe, and diamonds are forever.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
