Nope. I got a buddy with a Kubota, but wtf are you getting at?
I got me and my chainsaws, for big stuff. I'm gonna cut it and burn it.
FEMA came by today and took all the brush from my downed tree that I had cut loose.
If I cut it loose, they took it. I kinda wanted most of that stuff for smokin', but it's gone.
I got what's left and big beef, and I ain't waitin' on Fema to come back around.
I will burn everything left that I don't want to keep. I'm not like most people around.
I learned from people older than me how to do things, 'nomsayin'?
I remember 1 Thursday. today is Thursday, right?
I went to talk to this dude I know, and I went to his place, but his second and brother was all that was around. We went out back to the burn pit, because that was the main objective.
I shit you you not, there was an oak with a base cut of like 6' and then 20' long from that.
In that burning pit of coals.
We came back Saturday, it was about a 30-lb sliver.
Thing weighed like 2 tons, easy. It was more than 2 tons. Then we dumped a whole trailer on it and it was gone in 20 minutes. We stayed and drank a couple more beers with the fellers.
It's nice to know people and be respected for who you are.
Sometimes palms gotta be greased too.

Do you know what makes you The Man?
When you can make it happen no matter what.
It's a tall order. Meh, I likey. I can do that.