Mommy, what color is Santa?

[Ava]

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Does that answer your question, kid?

Isn't he half black and half white?

 

[tigerred59]

Santa is green?

Only on Mars.......

I know

how stupid is to ask what color is Santa

How the hell is that a stupid question, when kids of color ask the shit all the damn time? Clearly you're effin redneck!!

 

[tigerred59]

Whadaya expect from someone who can't tell the differnce between Santa and Kermit?

You just blasted yourself you moronic simp....first off, that's the grinch and secondly, I can tell the difference btw a ass such as yourself and a roll of used toilet paper that you represent.

 

[Ringel05]

Santa is green?

Only on Mars.......

I know

how stupid is to ask what color is Santa

How the hell is that a stupid question, when kids of color ask the shit all the damn time? Clearly you're effin redneck!!

Keep it up and we're gonna get dressed up in black robes and burn a Budweiser truck on your front lawn.........

 

[tigerred59]

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Hey Trump, the gift that keeps on giving.......fucking over republicans and making my side gleefully happy with your MOUTH!!
Hey, Virginia, there is indeed a santa claus

 

[tigerred59]

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Does that answer your question, kid?

Isn't he half black and half white?

Child, the way nigga's migrate around the planet and the way ww always manage to find one....I have no doubt, Santa's mamma had a chocolate graving at some point....just saying

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Santa's white

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Same color as Jesus..

And...what color is Jesus?

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[tigerred59]

Santa is green?

Only on Mars.......

I know

how stupid is to ask what color is Santa

How the hell is that a stupid question, when kids of color ask the shit all the damn time? Clearly you're effin redneck!!

Keep it up and we're gonna get dressed up in black robes and burn a Budweiser truck on your front lawn.........

LOL...I can see a redneck showing up in black robes, yes...but burning a beer truck? That'll be a Christmas miracle....., that I would like to see

 

[tigerred59]

Santa's white

Of course he is, just like toilet paper

 

[Ringel05]

Santa is green?

Only on Mars.......

I know

how stupid is to ask what color is Santa

How the hell is that a stupid question, when kids of color ask the shit all the damn time? Clearly you're effin redneck!!

Keep it up and we're gonna get dressed up in black robes and burn a Budweiser truck on your front lawn.........

LOL...I can see a redneck showing up in black robes, yes...but burning a beer truck? That'll be a Christmas miracle....., that I would like to see

Who said it was rednecks dressing up in black robes........? Not me..........

 

[blastoff]

Whadaya expect from someone who can't tell the differnce between Santa and Kermit?

You just blasted yourself you moronic simp....first off, that's the grinch and secondly, I can tell the difference btw a ass such as yourself and a roll of used toilet paper that you represent.

Oooh, ouch!

Carry on, nitwit.

 

[tigerred59]

Only on Mars.......

I know

how stupid is to ask what color is Santa

How the hell is that a stupid question, when kids of color ask the shit all the damn time? Clearly you're effin redneck!!

Keep it up and we're gonna get dressed up in black robes and burn a Budweiser truck on your front lawn.........

LOL...I can see a redneck showing up in black robes, yes...but burning a beer truck? That'll be a Christmas miracle....., that I would like to see

Who said it was rednecks dressing up in black robes........? Not me..........

If shoe not fit, find another pair, fool

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Santa's white

Of course he is, just like toilet paper

I know for a fact, there's at least one USMB member who's getting a lump of coal in her stocking. Not mentioning any names

 

[Ringel05]

I know

how stupid is to ask what color is Santa

How the hell is that a stupid question, when kids of color ask the shit all the damn time? Clearly you're effin redneck!!

Keep it up and we're gonna get dressed up in black robes and burn a Budweiser truck on your front lawn.........

LOL...I can see a redneck showing up in black robes, yes...but burning a beer truck? That'll be a Christmas miracle....., that I would like to see

Who said it was rednecks dressing up in black robes........? Not me..........

If shoe not fit, find another pair, fool

Do you talk to yourself like that often? Ya might wanna see a shrink.

 

[Cecilie1200]

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Does that answer your question, kid?

Isn't he half black and half white?

Insofar as he's a European Christmas tradition, he would be white.

Insofar as he's an imaginary character from folk tales, he wouldn't have a color at all.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Santa's white

Just like the Tooth Fairy.

 

[tigerred59]

Santa's white

Of course he is, just like toilet paper

I know for a fact, there's at least one USMB member who's getting a lump of coal in her stocking. Not mentioning any names

I think its me, my depends feels awfully heavy!!

 

[tigerred59]

How the hell is that a stupid question, when kids of color ask the shit all the damn time? Clearly you're effin redneck!!

Keep it up and we're gonna get dressed up in black robes and burn a Budweiser truck on your front lawn.........

LOL...I can see a redneck showing up in black robes, yes...but burning a beer truck? That'll be a Christmas miracle....., that I would like to see

Who said it was rednecks dressing up in black robes........? Not me..........

If shoe not fit, find another pair, fool

Do you talk to yourself like that often? Ya might wanna see a shrink.

A shrink? What's that? A white guy after a cold shower?

 

[Ringel05]

Santa is what ever color "She" chooses to be........