Votto
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God is speaking to groups of people, and not just individuals through the Bible. Here is how.
Group one: This is for conservatives
Ecclesiastes 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.
Well duh! And the grass is GREEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Group 2: This is for rotten disobedient children
Proverbs 30:17
“The eye that mocks a father, that scorns an aged mother, will be pecked out by the ravens of the valley, will be eaten by the vultures.
If they are bad enough, you may want to frame the verse and hang it their bedroom, not that it will help.
Group 3: This is for people with Attention Deficit problems
John 11:35
Jesus wept
Too long? Yep, we lost them.
Group 4: This is for Leftists
Ecclesiastes 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.
Aren't you glad you already hate and detest the Bible? It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
Group 5: This is for essentially all groups, EXCEPT alcoholics........and hopefully won't make them an alcoholic.
Proverbs 31:6
“Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress.”
Ovey!
Group 6: Actually, another verse for Leftists to help them feel better about themselves. Can you feel the love?
Ecclesiastes 1:18
"For in much wisdom is much vexation, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.”
See, there are some perks to being a Leftist, so try to be a little happier, will ya? You have it all backwards.
I guess we know the reason she had a fall now Votto......~S~
