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- Nov 26, 2011
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Whereas there is a vacancy for Speaker of the House;
Whereas any American citizen over the 25 can be elected by the House of Representatives as Speaker of the House;
Whereas the US Congress has an 11 percent approval rating, making it obvious any member selected from within their ranks will be incompetent, idiotic, and insurrectionary;
Whereas no one else more qualified has stepped forward to petition the American people and the federal Legislature for the position of Speaker of the House;
I herebyhumbly submit my name into consideration as the next Speaker of the House of Representative of these United States.
As Speaker, I will focus on the following three priorities:
a) Tax reform. The US House of Representatives has become an American Politboro, with a turnover rate of only two to four percent each election. Much of this is due to campaign contributions from special interests to preserve the $1.2 trillion in annual tax expenditures which are bankrupting our nation. I will focus on legislation to eliminate all of these tax expenditures, thus removing the incentive to bribe our House, and simultaneously producing a massive revenue surplus which can be put toward lowering tax rates for everyone, and paying down the debt.
b) Entitlement reform. Rather than waste time allowing dozens of repeals of the ACA to make it to the House floor for a vote, I will focus on legislation to raise the eligibility age for Social Security and Medicare to 70, indexed to 9 percent of the population going forward. We are living decades longer than our hard working ancestors who enacted these programs, we should be working longer than they did.
c) Regulatory reform. Rather than a lot of regulations, we need good regulations. As with tax expenditures, special interests also make campaign contributions to ensure some regulations stay in place which do nothing to protect the public, but only serve to inhibit competition. I will shepherd legislation to eliminate these anti-free enterprise regulations. We also have a problem with some industries being improperly or under-regulated as a result of special interest campaign contributions. This, too, will be ended on my watch.
Dear Representatives of the American People, I hope you will give me all due serious consideration for the esteemed office of Speaker of the House.
Thank you.
Whereas any American citizen over the 25 can be elected by the House of Representatives as Speaker of the House;
Whereas the US Congress has an 11 percent approval rating, making it obvious any member selected from within their ranks will be incompetent, idiotic, and insurrectionary;
Whereas no one else more qualified has stepped forward to petition the American people and the federal Legislature for the position of Speaker of the House;
I hereby
As Speaker, I will focus on the following three priorities:
a) Tax reform. The US House of Representatives has become an American Politboro, with a turnover rate of only two to four percent each election. Much of this is due to campaign contributions from special interests to preserve the $1.2 trillion in annual tax expenditures which are bankrupting our nation. I will focus on legislation to eliminate all of these tax expenditures, thus removing the incentive to bribe our House, and simultaneously producing a massive revenue surplus which can be put toward lowering tax rates for everyone, and paying down the debt.
b) Entitlement reform. Rather than waste time allowing dozens of repeals of the ACA to make it to the House floor for a vote, I will focus on legislation to raise the eligibility age for Social Security and Medicare to 70, indexed to 9 percent of the population going forward. We are living decades longer than our hard working ancestors who enacted these programs, we should be working longer than they did.
c) Regulatory reform. Rather than a lot of regulations, we need good regulations. As with tax expenditures, special interests also make campaign contributions to ensure some regulations stay in place which do nothing to protect the public, but only serve to inhibit competition. I will shepherd legislation to eliminate these anti-free enterprise regulations. We also have a problem with some industries being improperly or under-regulated as a result of special interest campaign contributions. This, too, will be ended on my watch.
Dear Representatives of the American People, I hope you will give me all due serious consideration for the esteemed office of Speaker of the House.
Thank you.