My grandmother made this to protect me when shopping

[Sunni Man]

 

[konradv]

Get one for the other boob and you've got a whole new act going. "No more s*x for you!"

 

[Auld Phart]

My brother made me this:

(He's a blacksmith)

 

[evenflow1969]

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I tried to talk my sister into snatching me the real thing from her hospital. She sais " I ought to smack you in the face". I replied go for it , I could go for a laugh. Should be fun watching your short ass jump up and down trying to reach it!"