Mystery phone.

[Pogo]

About 5 or 6 years ago I found a cell phone stuck in the back seat in my van.

I have no idea who it belongs to. I asked pretty much everyone I know if they lost a cell phone in my van. But nobody has claimed it.

The thing is, it still works and I've never been billed for it or anything. I make phone calls for free with it. Even international calls.

It is probably an Obama phone. Nobody will look for it when they can get a brand new one for free again.

I know it's not one of those Bush phones. Those have limited minutes and service days.

Bush phones get all your words wrong.

Plus, they have that thing...
"phone me once, shame on... shame on you.... phone, you can't get phoned again!".