bucs90
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- Feb 25, 2010
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Fuck it. It's time for it. It's time and it's needed....an IMMEDIATE Executive Order by the President that says all arrests in the US must be made...and ONLY be made...by cops of the same race as the offender. It's the only way to fix it. Out society (well....the left half) has become so brainwashed and retarded that this is the only way.
911: "what's your emergency?"
Caller: "HELP I have a maniac with a screwdriver chasing me saying he's gonna face rape me!!!
911: "Ok ma'am what race is he?"
Caller: "WHAT!! JUST SEND HELP!!
911: "Maam....we don't want to violate the man's civil rights. We need to send an officer with no racial bias or privi.....
Caller: "BITCH JUST SEND HELP!!!!!
911: "Maam stop being racist. What color is he?"
Caller: "AHHH!!! HEELP! HELP! HE'S ALMOST IN THE HOUSE!!!"
911: "Attention Duty Sergeant...we have a situation, unknown race, 1 Main Street, possible attack in progress."
Sgt: "Ok. We have the Rainbow SCAT team (Special Colors and Tactics) en route. They have a mixed diverse group of officers. BUT....tell her it'll be 20 minutes.....the overhead angle camera needs new batteries....the boom mic is malfunctioning....and the film producer is making sure the lighting fixtures have fresh bulbs. The film crew had to take a piss break too."
911: "Ok sir. Actually....all we hear is gargling and gasping on the call now. We think she's probably dead already.
Sgt: "Shit. Well....at least the media won't smear us for a month now."
911: "what's your emergency?"
Caller: "HELP I have a maniac with a screwdriver chasing me saying he's gonna face rape me!!!
911: "Ok ma'am what race is he?"
Caller: "WHAT!! JUST SEND HELP!!
911: "Maam....we don't want to violate the man's civil rights. We need to send an officer with no racial bias or privi.....
Caller: "BITCH JUST SEND HELP!!!!!
911: "Maam stop being racist. What color is he?"
Caller: "AHHH!!! HEELP! HELP! HE'S ALMOST IN THE HOUSE!!!"
911: "Attention Duty Sergeant...we have a situation, unknown race, 1 Main Street, possible attack in progress."
Sgt: "Ok. We have the Rainbow SCAT team (Special Colors and Tactics) en route. They have a mixed diverse group of officers. BUT....tell her it'll be 20 minutes.....the overhead angle camera needs new batteries....the boom mic is malfunctioning....and the film producer is making sure the lighting fixtures have fresh bulbs. The film crew had to take a piss break too."
911: "Ok sir. Actually....all we hear is gargling and gasping on the call now. We think she's probably dead already.
Sgt: "Shit. Well....at least the media won't smear us for a month now."