NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Crush

[buddhallah_the_christ]

NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Crush -- NYMag
Hypothetically, if I did something like toss semen on someone they'd probably charge me with sexual assault, I'd probably get convicted, and they would probably have me on a sex offender registry for the commensurate duration.
Everybody suffers more than cops as usual.

 

[bucs90]

He needs to immediately claim he is transgender but likes women....and was unsure how lesbians flirt.

 

[Moonglow]

NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Crush

Poor whey of saying I luv you

 

[Delta4Embassy]

NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Crush -- NYMag
Hypothetically, if I did something like toss semen on someone they'd probably charge me with sexual assault, I'd probably get convicted, and they would probably have me on a sex offender registry for the commensurate duration.
Everybody suffers more than cops as usual.

My first question was, "His semen?"

 

[S.J.]

He'll be back on the job in no time, working vice.

 

[Rozman]

NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Crush -- NYMag
Hypothetically, if I did something like toss semen on someone they'd probably charge me with sexual assault, I'd probably get convicted, and they would probably have me on a sex offender registry for the commensurate duration.
Everybody suffers more than cops as usual.

My first question was, "His semen?"

Seminal fluid.
Jizz
Love nectar
Man chowda
Spunk....

Understand now?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Let's get bucs90 in here to discuss. It's the pressure of the job folks! What if the woman wants to get pregnant? The officer was trying to do her a favor!

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Crush -- NYMag
Hypothetically, if I did something like toss semen on someone they'd probably charge me with sexual assault, I'd probably get convicted, and they would probably have me on a sex offender registry for the commensurate duration.
Everybody suffers more than cops as usual.

SOoooo... How many sailors did he throw? The article didn't say... .

 

[Teddy Pollins]

Sometimes I am reminded that we really are just a bunch of great apes walking around in fabric. We have this massive body of social constructs that affects our behavior, but underneath it all, some of us just like to throw our body fluids around. But some apes are not expected to behave this way...

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

Sometimes I am reminded that we really are just a bunch of great apes walking around in fabric. We have this massive body of social constructs that affects our behavior, but underneath it all, some of us just like to throw our body fluids around. But some apes are not expected to behave this way...

Understand that the Ideological Left rests entirely upon Relativism.

In short Relativism rejects the objectivity that is essential to truth. This such provides that the individual saddled with such can only reason at the lowest threshold... This these creatures barely qualify for humanity.

They are in truth a substandard variant of humanity... OKA: Sub-Human.

 

[Mr. H.]

Jizz Party!