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- Jul 18, 2013
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Pastor/Priest/Rabbi story:
It was a small town and it was almost decreed that the local Pastor, Priest and Rabbi would often gather together to discuss religious and social matters. One evening, the subject of personal vices arose and it was agreed that everyone had their own mode of vice for which salvation was needed. Finally, it came to a point where they were willing to reveal their own personal vices as a confession with each other.
The Pastor began and admitted to a vice of alcohol. He maintained that he resisted temptation for 51 weeks of the year, but would take the final week and go out to a remote cabin with cases of all types of alcohol and drink himself into oblivion each of the 7 days.
The Priest sighed and said his solution was similar though his vice was involving sex. He would behave for 51 weeks and then go to a resort and have his way with hookers, bar patrons, pornography, etc.
The Rabbi was giggling. Both of the others looked at him and demanded to know what his vice was. The Rabbi looked down, then raised his head with a big smile, saying, "I'm a gossip".
It was a small town and it was almost decreed that the local Pastor, Priest and Rabbi would often gather together to discuss religious and social matters. One evening, the subject of personal vices arose and it was agreed that everyone had their own mode of vice for which salvation was needed. Finally, it came to a point where they were willing to reveal their own personal vices as a confession with each other.
The Pastor began and admitted to a vice of alcohol. He maintained that he resisted temptation for 51 weeks of the year, but would take the final week and go out to a remote cabin with cases of all types of alcohol and drink himself into oblivion each of the 7 days.
The Priest sighed and said his solution was similar though his vice was involving sex. He would behave for 51 weeks and then go to a resort and have his way with hookers, bar patrons, pornography, etc.
The Rabbi was giggling. Both of the others looked at him and demanded to know what his vice was. The Rabbi looked down, then raised his head with a big smile, saying, "I'm a gossip".
