I must stress that I am not a hero. But the sight of a local legend on the street was obviously enough to deter these micro dick men.
Our wannabee Walter Mitty OP , tries for an image change from the horrific Alf Garnett to Captain Mainwaring from Dad's Army .
Debatable which of them was the more despicable in their different ways .
But the thought of a drink addled , one legged old communist pretending to be guardian( !!) of the country's conscience and honour is pitiful as well as darkly funny .
More likely that the OP is a drink fuddled fantasy merchant , still camping out in the Wrexham Football Club car park .