Plumb Tuckered Out From Shooting Democrats!

[Hossfly]

But who cleans up the salt? And dead flies?

Other DEMOCRATS.

https://www.rentokil.ie/blog/10-interesting-facts-house-flies/

 

[Hossfly]

Hey buddy nobody is stopping you why dont you express your violent fantasies on here as well and see what happens.

And have a DEMOCRAT turn him in to the FIB? No siree, Bub.
Hey, Bunkie. Are you creaming your undies during your exciting report to the FIB?

 

[Foxfyre]

On the subject of flies, it hasn't happened this summer (yet)--we very rarely get house flies in this part of Albuquerque--but for a few days last summer we were innundated with flies--hundreds of them somehow appeared in the house.

I used a rolled up newspaper to kill many dozens of them (yes they had to be swept up) and I ordered some beautiful fly swatters from Amazon to make the kill easier. The swatters arrived the next day (we have an Amazon warehouse here) and those things are amazing. I took one into the kitchen to do battle and there was nary a fly. Nor did we see another one for the rest of the year.

Alas hanging a colorful swatter on the wall doesn't deter Democrats though. We still get one or two in the house now and then.

 

[john doe 101]

And have a DEMOCRAT turn him in to the FIB? No siree, Bub.
Hey, Bunkie. Are you creaming your undies during your exciting report to the FIB?

You're naive if you think the FBI isnt watching this message board.

 

[The Duke]

And have a DEMOCRAT turn him in to the FIB? No siree, Bub.
Hey, Bunkie. Are you creaming your undies during your exciting report to the FIB?

I might gift one of those bug-a-salts to a friend for his back porch.
He already tried the zapper.

 

[The Duke]

You're naive if you think the FBI isnt watching this message board.

I bet you don't know why, though.

 

[john doe 101]

I bet you don't know why, though.

For threads exactly like this one. I'm sure the OP owns real firearms. He's just expressing what he wants to do in different words, thinking that it's ok. It's not. It's one step away from doing something that he'll be in the news for. But like I said pal, give it a try and see what happens.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I have seen Hoss in action, too!

 

[mudwhistle]

I honestly don't want to shoot them. At least most of them. ATTENTION MODS: THIS IS SATIRE +

I probably would complain too much though if they were muted, sterilized, and isolated from productive society until they were so outnumbered they couldn't promote so destructive and counter productive agenda.

If you want to shoot more you need to put out some really smelly steamy piles of shit.
Then they'll come running like you rang the dinner bell.

 

[The Duke]

I don't shoot pollinators such as bees, wasps and hornets.
Pollinators feed and nourish the plants of the earth.
Honeybees give us nature's wonderful nectar: honey.
I call them REPUBLICANS

I shoot houseflies though
Houseflies spread disease and pestilence.
They eat dead, rotten, foul things.
They spread disease and pestilence to humans and animals.
Such as E-coli, anthrax, food poisoning, tularemia, conjunctivitis, typhoid, plus about 60 other diseases.

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I call them DEMOCRATS

Bought me a new BUG-A-SALT Gun this morning and I've spent the afternoon shooting DEMOCRATS.
Used up about a quarter of a pound of salt. It was worth every penny.
I don't keep count of the DEMOCRATS I shoot. I can't count that high.
Thought about giving them names though when I shoot. "Take that, Chuckie!" "Here's one for you, Eric!"
Well, that's it for today. Gotta exercise and strengthen my trigger finger for tomorrow. Later.

I murdered hundreds of your REPUBLICANS about a month ago. They made me look like I got beat up.

Pulled stingers out of my forehead and cheek, skint mah palm runnin' from 'em.

I may need to do it again, looked like they were getting testy last time I was rolling around the yard.

I saw that and avoided their area and stayed on the outskirts for a while, and by the time I got to them,

they were all calmed down. They may need some population control again, though.

I can't be scared to mow my own damn yard.

 

[john doe 101]

Fuck you and double fuck the FIB.

You're going to end up doing something stupid. That much is obvious.

 

[The Duke]

You're going to end up doing something stupid. That much is obvious.

I disagree with Hoss, triple fuck you. Miserable shitbag.

 

[john doe 101]

I disagree with Hoss, triple fuck you. Miserable shitbag.

10 more charges in Georgia. Have a great night, traitor! hahahahhaha

 

[MarathonMike]

Nobody hates Americans more than republicans

We are the only ones fighting to save the country. DemoFascists and their mindless followers are taking us down the shitter.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I don't shoot pollinators such as bees, wasps and hornets.
Pollinators feed and nourish the plants of the earth.
Honeybees give us nature's wonderful nectar: honey.
I call them REPUBLICANS

I shoot houseflies though
Houseflies spread disease and pestilence.
They eat dead, rotten, foul things.
They spread disease and pestilence to humans and animals.
Such as E-coli, anthrax, food poisoning, tularemia, conjunctivitis, typhoid, plus about 60 other diseases.

What Diseases do Flies Carry? - Pest Control Heroes

Related Posts Flies Facts You Didn’t Know Diseases Caused By Cockroaches List of Diseases Caused by Mosquitoes Flies with Green Bodies What Purpose Do Flies Serve? What Causes a Lot of Flies in The House?

pestcontrolheroes.com

I call them DEMOCRATS

Bought me a new BUG-A-SALT Gun this morning and I've spent the afternoon shooting DEMOCRATS.
Used up about a quarter of a pound of salt. It was worth every penny.
I don't keep count of the DEMOCRATS I shoot. I can't count that high.
Thought about giving them names though when I shoot. "Take that, Chuckie!" "Here's one for you, Eric!"
Well, that's it for today. Gotta exercise and strengthen my trigger finger for tomorrow. Later.

Which one did you get?
I had to give up on the pump models because the humidity is to high here and it clogs up.
I'm on my second Co2 one and now the second one is leaking.
Not that I really need it this summer,even the wasps aren't flying in this heat.

 

[José]

Originally posted by mudwhistle
If you want to shoot more you need to put out some really smelly steamy piles of shit.
Then they'll come running like you rang the dinner bell.

Shit is good for you... 50 billion flies can't be wrong!

 

[The Duke]

Which one did you get?
I had to give up on the pump models because the humidity is to high here and it clogs up.
I'm on my second Co2 one and now the second one is leaking.
Not that I really need it this summer,even the wasps aren't flying in this heat.

I have these little bitty wasps that kill paper wasps and flies.

They look like they'd be bad, but they're not. They don't bother you and kill big wasps n flies.

Mud Daubers aren't bad either.

 

[JustAnotherNut]

And have a DEMOCRAT turn him in to the FIB? No siree, Bub.
Hey, Bunkie. Are you creaming your undies during your exciting report to the FIB?

HA......the 2 dingbats in the thread had to change their panties after seeing the title of the thread....now they're mad at you for it

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I have these little bitty wasps that kill paper wasps and flies.

They look like they'd be bad, but they're not. They don't bother you and kill big wasps n flies.

Mud Daubers aren't bad either.

We have the red wasps and some hornets.
Those are the only two that I worry about.

Oh....if you get the Co2 model I wouldnt recommend shooting flies off your foot....

 

[Dogmaphobe]

HA......the 2 dingbats in the thread had to change their panties after seeing the title of the thread....now they're mad at you for it

John Doe's mangina seems especially problematic.