Political and Politician Quotes. Loved, Hated, Offbeat, Absurd or Funny

[jack3]

“Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values, vision, or judgment ... We denounce his candidacy.” — Rory Kennedy, Kerry Kennedy, Joseph P. Kennedy II and Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, joint statement, Oct. 9, 2023.

[Speaking of RFK]

 

[jack3]

“I never claimed to be Jewish. I am Catholic. Because I learned my maternal family had a Jewish background I said I was ‘Jew-ish.’” — Former congressman George Santos, New York Post, Dec. 26, 2022.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

“I never claimed to be Jewish. I am Catholic. Because I learned my maternal family had a Jewish background I said I was ‘Jew-ish.’” — Former congressman George Santos, New York Post, Dec. 26, 2022.

 

[Votto]

The most hilarious political speech in the history of mankind!!!

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Jim H - VA USA]

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word - Asafoothimuhumuh, excuse me. I was in the the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him, that's when I traveled 17,000 miles when I was Vice President. I don't know that for a fact."

 

[Jim H - VA USA]

Senator John Kennedy....

"Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid."

"People who are Biden-lingual speak English and Stupid."

"We can't run the greatest economy by putting fairy dust in our cars."

"I don't know why we have to give money to countries which hate us; they should be able to hate us for free."

 

[jack3]

The most hilarious political speech in the history of mankind!!!

"The era of big government is over." Now that's funny.

 

[jack3]

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''Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.''

—President George W. Bush, Sept. 6, 2004

 

[jack3]

''My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.''

—Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) expressing concern during a congressional hearing that the presence of a large number of American soldiers might upend the island of Guam

 

[jack3]

''You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.''

—President George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three in Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

 

[TNHarley]

But we cannot let this ... we’ve never allowed any crisis from a Civil War, straight through to a pandemic in ‘17, all the way around -- in ’16 -- we have never, never let our democracy take second fiddle, we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time protect the public health. - Biden

 

[BackAgain]

So why the Nazi Germany flag avie?

 

[jack3]

“If we sit back and do nothing, the RINOs in Cheyenne will turn our state into the next Colorado in less than 10 years.”
Retiring Wyoming state Sen. Anthony Bouchard, endorsing attorney Darin Smith as his replacement. (WyoFile — May 30, 2024)

 

[jack3]

''I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.''

Barack Obama, May 9, 2008

 

[jack3]

''Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?''

George W. Bush, 2000

 

[jack3]

''I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American [Obama] who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.''

-Biden

 

[LeroyDumonde]

But we cannot let this ... we’ve never allowed any crisis from a Civil War, straight through to a pandemic in ‘17, all the way around -- in ’16 -- we have never, never let our democracy take second fiddle, we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time protect the public health. - Biden

An inspiring quote. What it inspires I have no idea.

 

[Jim H - VA USA]

But we cannot let this ... we’ve never allowed any crisis from a Civil War, straight through to a pandemic in ‘17, all the way around -- in ’16 -- we have never, never let our democracy take second fiddle, we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time protect the public health. - Biden

An inspiring quote. What it inspires I have no idea.

I think it means, "we get to steal the election with mail-in ballots because of the China flu we had Fauci create."