President Lindsay Lohan

[Liability]

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE
Dateline: Washington, DC.

President Lohan took the oath of office today at the noon hour. Moments later she was observed snorting a bag of cocaine. Congress assembled within the hour and voted an Article of Impeachment. The House managers played the inauguration videotape as their main evidence at the Senate Trial. The Senate promptly voted President Lohan out of Office.

It was the shortest tenure as President in the history of the Republic.

Historians will note, however, that having done absolutely nothing of substance during her remarkably brief term, former President Lohan was still markedly superior to former President Obama.

Vice President Paris Hilton took the Oath of Office as President at 4:30 pm. Her impeachment proceedings are scheduled for tomorrow.

{Self-placed in FLAME Zone since let's be real, that's where it will go anyway. }

 

[Liability]

I'd vote for her if she did her speeches naked. And on cocaine.

Naked she'd deserve a larger audience than the present troll infesting the Oval Office.

And even on cocaine, she couldn't be any worse at the job than President Obama is.

 

[Madeline]

 

[CrusaderFrank]

She's still smarter than Joe Biden

 

[xotoxi]

{Self-placed in FLAME Zone since let's be real, that's where it will go anyway. }

Do you want congratulations for starting a thread in the correct place?

Did you also shit in the toilet this AM?

 

[Liability]

{Self-placed in FLAME Zone since let's be real, that's where it will go anyway. }

Do you want congratulations for starting a thread in the correct place?

Did you also shit in the toilet this AM?

Don't be jealous just because you forgot and used the closet -- again.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

1) I think the drug laws are a crock anyway.
2) Either Paris or Lindsey would be better than the current excuse

So, I would not support impeachment of Paris.

 

[8537]

1) I think the drug laws are a crock anyway.
2) Either Paris or Lindsey would be better than the current excuse

So, I would not support impeachment of Paris.

Paris is smarter. Or atleast, she found more "clever" places to hide her stash.