Reasons why I'm voting for Donald Chump ! lol

[BlueJay28]

Reasons why I'm voting for Donald Chump !

*As somebody with Asperger syndrome, I once filled out 10 job applications to mop floors, and was offered 15 jobs as the CEO.
lol


* So that 11 million people can be rounded up and put into internment camps and shoved out of the USA.
In some stupid attempt to continue a strong voting base for everything destructive to the Environment, Race Relations, Justice, Gender Relations and Civil Rights.

* Because long after I have dissolved into dust, I would like the living generation at that time to take Photographs of the Great Wall of America.
lol


*Because my mom is a man, and so are my two sisters.
lol

*Because Women's lives don't matter LOL !
(especially after I ran alone, into a line of 7 thugs, winning by attrition, to save an attempted rape victim).

 

[bill718]

Reasons why I'm voting for Donald Chump !

*As somebody with Asperger syndrome, I once filled out 10 job applications to mop floors, and was offered 15 jobs as the CEO.
lol


* So that 11 million people can be rounded up and put into internment camps and shoved out of the USA.
In some stupid attempt to continue a strong voting base for everything destructive to the Environment, Race Relations, Justice, Gender Relations and Civil Rights.

* Because long after I have dissolved into dust, I would like the living generation at that time to take Photographs of the Great Wall of America.
lol


*Because my mom is man, and so are my two sisters.
lol

*Because Women's lives don't matter LOL !
(especially after I ran alone, into a line of 7 thugs, winning by attrition, to save an attempted rape victim).

There is more truth than poetry to that one.

 

[MACAULAY]

Hey, Blue Jay:

Have you ever read Mark Twain's Blue Jay Yarn? I doubt it. You should try it. It will be a whiff from a great Master about how to tell yarns.

Obviously, you need all the help you can get.

 

[MarathonMike]

Well, uh thank you for your vote. Actually I kind of liked the post, very different.

 

[ScienceRocks]

Because science is the devils work
Infrastucture is bad
Haiti is good
Education is from satan




Trump sucks

 

[yiostheoy]

The only good reason to vote for Trump is if you hate America and want the Russians to nuke it one morning.