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RNC Vs. DNC: A Comparison
Politics·Aug 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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The Democratic National Convention is set to wrap up tonight, but how does it fare when compared with the Republican National Convention?
The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to compare and contrast the two:
RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken
DNC: Free mandatory abortions
RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats
DNC: Ditto
RNC: Opened with a prayer to God
DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch
RNC: Free ammo for your guns
DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks
RNC: Hulk Hogan
DNC: Drag queens
RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone
DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone
RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan
DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills
RNC: All about Trump
DNC: Also all about Trump
Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!
Politics·Aug 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.
The Democratic National Convention is set to wrap up tonight, but how does it fare when compared with the Republican National Convention?
The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to compare and contrast the two:
RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken
DNC: Free mandatory abortions
RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats
DNC: Ditto
RNC: Opened with a prayer to God
DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch
RNC: Free ammo for your guns
DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks
RNC: Hulk Hogan
DNC: Drag queens
RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone
DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone
RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan
DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills
RNC: All about Trump
DNC: Also all about Trump
Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!
