Senile Pelosi: "Hello Maryland! Oh no, we’re in Virginia”

[basquebromance]

there is no hope for America!

https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/1116074425135267841

 

[Likkmee]

No she wasn't. VA is south of Charlottesville

 

[Pogo]

I knew a woman named Georgia who was from Virginia.

Then I met a woman named Virginia who was from Georgia.

Marilyn never showed up. She went shopping for a new jersey.

 

[TNHarley]

I had a boss named virginia. What a ****.
I quit with a bang too

 

[Pogo]

I had a boss named virginia. What a ****.
I quit with a bang too

So you seceded?

 

[TNHarley]

I had a boss named virginia. What a ****.
I quit with a bang too

So you seceded?

I threw my keys on the table and told her to shove it up her oompa loompa lookin ass. I wanted to pull that jerry mcgwire scene "whos coming with me" but i didnt think about that till i had already walked out lol.

 

[Pogo]

I had a boss named virginia. What a ****.
I quit with a bang too

So you seceded?

I threw my keys on the table and told her to shove it up her oompa loompa lookin ass. I wanted to pull that jerry mcgwire scene "whos coming with me" but i didnt think about that till i had already walked out lol.

Yabbut then you had to walk back in sheepishly and go "uh, I left my keys..."

 

[TNHarley]

I had a boss named virginia. What a ****.
I quit with a bang too

So you seceded?

I threw my keys on the table and told her to shove it up her oompa loompa lookin ass. I wanted to pull that jerry mcgwire scene "whos coming with me" but i didnt think about that till i had already walked out lol.

Yabbut then you had to walk back in sheepishly and go "uh, I left my keys..."

My keys to the business, silly goose

 

[Pogo]

I had a boss named virginia. What a ****.
I quit with a bang too

So you seceded?

I threw my keys on the table and told her to shove it up her oompa loompa lookin ass. I wanted to pull that jerry mcgwire scene "whos coming with me" but i didnt think about that till i had already walked out lol.

Yabbut then you had to walk back in sheepishly and go "uh, I left my keys..."

My keys to the business, silly goose

Damn you, quit letting the air out of my jokes.