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Do you have a red wig?Damn.You might think you are alone.Are you typing this while getting it from behind?
No. I'm alone <wink wink>
We are all right here watching you.
Your camera is on.
If that were true, no one would be talking to me.
I have my glasses on and hair pulled back... totally gross! Here, I'll take a pic...
I was hoping for the housecoat, curlers and face cream
I don't think I own any one of those things! I know I don't!
It must be "Weird Wednesday" on the fourth floor in ward three. The nurses haven't handed out medications yet. I'm now wondering what "Tantalizing Thursday" will bring. ( It has to be something in the water that's bringing on these topics of discussion. )
Can you sit on the bathroom vanity and put your legs up on the towel bar?Kamasutra.Is it ever fun?
Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?
Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!
Hope you're flexible.
Actually for 52 I am pretty flexible. I can ALMOST cross my legs behind my head...
See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
It's a trap Bonzi!
ZackB runs a 1-976-TALKDIRTYTOME phone call center. You will be pimped out.
The workings of the human mind. Pandering to the weak willed and depraved souls. Money is the jewel in the ring of fools. Oh what evil lurks behind the meek façade of the masses.See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
It's a trap Bonzi!
ZackB runs a 1-976-TALKDIRTYTOME phone call center. You will be pimped out.
Not to worry - men are stupid, they think because a woman talks sex they are horny or desperate.
Men... so moronic!
Do you have a red wig?Damn.You might think you are alone.No. I'm alone <wink wink>
We are all right here watching you.
Your camera is on.
If that were true, no one would be talking to me.
I have my glasses on and hair pulled back... totally gross! Here, I'll take a pic...
I was hoping for the housecoat, curlers and face cream
I don't think I own any one of those things! I know I don't!
Why do women talk sex in an open forum on the internet?See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
It's a trap Bonzi!
ZackB runs a 1-976-TALKDIRTYTOME phone call center. You will be pimped out.
Not to worry - men are stupid, they think because a woman talks sex they are horny or desperate.
Men... so moronic!
Why do women talk sex in an open forum on the internet?See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
It's a trap Bonzi!
ZackB runs a 1-976-TALKDIRTYTOME phone call center. You will be pimped out.
Not to worry - men are stupid, they think because a woman talks sex they are horny or desperate.
Men... so moronic!
Why do women talk sex with strangers?
Why do women talk sex at all?
Nope, not better.Why do women talk sex in an open forum on the internet?See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
It's a trap Bonzi!
ZackB runs a 1-976-TALKDIRTYTOME phone call center. You will be pimped out.
Not to worry - men are stupid, they think because a woman talks sex they are horny or desperate.
Men... so moronic!
Why do women talk sex with strangers?
Why do women talk sex at all?
I have a better question.
Why not?
Can you sit on the bathroom vanity and put your legs up on the towel bar?Kamasutra.Is it ever fun?
Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?
Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!
Hope you're flexible.
Actually for 52 I am pretty flexible. I can ALMOST cross my legs behind my head...
See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
It's a trap Bonzi!
ZackB runs a 1-976-TALKDIRTYTOME phone call center. You will be pimped out.
Not to worry - men are stupid, they think because a woman talks sex they are horny or desperate.
Men... so moronic!
Yeah...usually it is just boredom...
Goddamn it, woman, you can be uber amused with a webcam service. I think you have a problem with concentration.The workings of the human mind. Pandering to the weak willed and depraved souls. Money is the jewel in the ring of fools. Oh what evil lurks behind the meek façade of the masses.See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
I don't care about money. I care about being amused.
Goddamn it, woman, you can be uber amused with a webcam service. I think you have a problem with concentration.The workings of the human mind. Pandering to the weak willed and depraved souls. Money is the jewel in the ring of fools. Oh what evil lurks behind the meek façade of the masses.See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
I don't care about money. I care about being amused.
They will probably suggest that you delete certain resume' items like "Excellent Fellatio Administrator" and "Likes it Doggy Style."See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
It's a trap Bonzi!
ZackB runs a 1-976-TALKDIRTYTOME phone call center. You will be pimped out.
Not to worry - men are stupid, they think because a woman talks sex they are horny or desperate.
Men... so moronic!
Yeah...usually it is just boredom...
Something to do between job searches. I have a call in 2 hours to "improve" my resume. It must really suck cause I never get called in for interviews......
I said it would not involve sex. Just hint that there may be a nip slip here and there to pique the old men's interest. Hell, they will tune in even knowing that there will be no nudity just to look at you when they talk to you. You know how desperate some of these people are.Goddamn it, woman, you can be uber amused with a webcam service. I think you have a problem with concentration.The workings of the human mind. Pandering to the weak willed and depraved souls. Money is the jewel in the ring of fools. Oh what evil lurks behind the meek façade of the masses.See, Bonzi, all you have to do is bring up shit like this and these old men are cumming in their pants. I am telling you, again, that you need to start a paid web cam site. You don't need to show sex. You probably don't need to be naked. Honestly, after seeing your photo yesterday I am scared to think about what may be lurking under your clothing. But these old fuckers don't care.
At most you can let the old fuckers glimpse your tits while getting dressed. $39.99/mo. plus a one time registration fee. You can make good money just from these rubes on here. You have got a good following.
Hubby will not need to know about it. If he asks you what that thing is on your monitor (the web cam) just tell him it's a new dildo and you want to try it out with him. He will turn around, walk out the door, and never mention it again.
You know that you will get at least 20 web cam subscriptions instantly due to your USMB notoriety. That's 800.00/mo. of disposable income that you will have to fund your prescription drug habit. There's nothing more enabling for a drug user than having a secret, stream of income.
I am serious about this. Let's talk.
I don't care about money. I care about being amused.
Nope, I'm not interested. Yes, I am easily distracted and my interests change often. I would do webcam comedy, like lip syncing... but none of that sexual stuff
