Bassman007
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1. He graduated last in his class at Annapolis, because he was the dumbest person in the class, because he was granted admission by his father an admiral.
2. The dumbest member of any class is typically granted the rank of potato peeler, as this is what they have demonstrated the ability to do. They should not be put in a jet, EVER.
3. McCain almost sank his own aircraft carrier, when he started a fire on the ship.
4. McCain flew a perfectly good aircraft into a missile, DUMB people tend to do this sort of thing.
5. The pilots who took off that day with McCain are not senators, nor do we know their names, merely because they were not the DUMBEST guy in the class and did not fly into a missile. Thus everything about Senator McCain is hysterically stupid.
2. The dumbest member of any class is typically granted the rank of potato peeler, as this is what they have demonstrated the ability to do. They should not be put in a jet, EVER.
3. McCain almost sank his own aircraft carrier, when he started a fire on the ship.
4. McCain flew a perfectly good aircraft into a missile, DUMB people tend to do this sort of thing.
5. The pilots who took off that day with McCain are not senators, nor do we know their names, merely because they were not the DUMBEST guy in the class and did not fly into a missile. Thus everything about Senator McCain is hysterically stupid.