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Team Mitt Channels Crazy Old Uncle Newt: Wingnutty Outrage - Polish Style
Dante misses Crazy Old Uncle Newt, running around from news outlet to corner news stand, yelling out "I'm appalled! Appalled I tell you." over some pedestrian political issues, or some made-up, faux incident of liberal disrespect towards his Newteenian vision of America.
Now we have Team Willard (Mitt's true rat-faced name) feeling unloved because of the media spotlight on Mitt's Faux Pas World Tour:
CNN: "Governor Romney just a few questions sir, you haven't taken but three questions on this trip from the press!
Gorka: "Show some respect"
NYT: "We haven't had another chance to ask a question..."
Gorka: "Kiss my ass. This is a Holy site for the Polish people. Show some respect."
Moments later, Gorka told Jonathan Martin, a reporter for Politico, to "shove it."
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Mitt Romney aide tells reporters to ‘kiss my ass’ and ‘shove it’ on Polish leg of the Republican’s overseas trip
Romney aide loses cool, curses at press in Poland
warning: reader beware. one story is linked to CNN, sister suck site of FOX News (Breaking News: Obamacare Ruled unConstitutional!)
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What is it with the Republican candidates these past few years? Has hanging around the Tea Party Terrorists turned all GOPers into babbling imbeciles?
![eusa_clap :eusa_clap: :eusa_clap:](/styles/smilies/eusa_clap.gif)
Kiss My Ass and Shove It!
Romney Campaign Slogan: America Can Kiss My Ass and Shove It!
Dante misses Crazy Old Uncle Newt, running around from news outlet to corner news stand, yelling out "I'm appalled! Appalled I tell you." over some pedestrian political issues, or some made-up, faux incident of liberal disrespect towards his Newteenian vision of America.
Now we have Team Willard (Mitt's true rat-faced name) feeling unloved because of the media spotlight on Mitt's Faux Pas World Tour:
CNN: "Governor Romney just a few questions sir, you haven't taken but three questions on this trip from the press!
Gorka: "Show some respect"
NYT: "We haven't had another chance to ask a question..."
Gorka: "Kiss my ass. This is a Holy site for the Polish people. Show some respect."
Moments later, Gorka told Jonathan Martin, a reporter for Politico, to "shove it."
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Mitt Romney aide tells reporters to ‘kiss my ass’ and ‘shove it’ on Polish leg of the Republican’s overseas trip
Romney aide loses cool, curses at press in Poland
warning: reader beware. one story is linked to CNN, sister suck site of FOX News (Breaking News: Obamacare Ruled unConstitutional!)
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What is it with the Republican candidates these past few years? Has hanging around the Tea Party Terrorists turned all GOPers into babbling imbeciles?
![eusa_clap :eusa_clap: :eusa_clap:](/styles/smilies/eusa_clap.gif)
Kiss My Ass and Shove It!
Romney Campaign Slogan: America Can Kiss My Ass and Shove It!
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