The Friday Nite Funny Thread:Who And What Will Hillary See When She Gets To Heaven?

[Rexx Taylor]

There may be at least a hundred possible scenarios of who and what Hillary will encounter once she makes it thru that white tunnel (that alone would be a struggle)
Here are two scenarios. She goes thru the bright white tunnel, then falls into this mile long room full of case files/ and case files full of deleted emails.
Another scenario: She finds herself waiting in line behind Mao Tse Tung, of whom is still waiting to see what door Saint Pete will decide to send him through. And Mao tells Hillary that it may take another three years before St. Pete meets with you and then he will decide whether you go to heaven, hell, or Detroit.

 

[TheOldSchool]

She certainly won't see anything even remotely close to anything described by any organized religion.

 

[Iron Head]

The first thing she will see is Vince Foster holding a crow bar and saying, "now it's your turn, bitch."

 

[Rexx Taylor]

if she goes right to hell, Beelzebub will be at the door, tells Hillary she is not wanted here,,and then slams the door on Hillary leaving her alone in a pool full of dirty cloths.

 

[Obiwan]

 

[Rexx Taylor]

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so Obee, I wonder what Hillary will say to Hitler when she meets him.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I am pretty sure that when Abe Lincoln sees her, he will run away as fast as possible !!!!

 

[Obiwan]

 

[Ernie S.]

There may be at least a hundred possible scenarios of who and what Hillary will encounter once she makes it thru that white tunnel (that alone would be a struggle)
Here are two scenarios. She goes thru the bright white tunnel, then falls into this mile long room full of case files/ and case files full of deleted emails.
Another scenario: She finds herself waiting in line behind Mao Tse Tung, of whom is still waiting to see what door Saint Pete will decide to send him through. And Mao tells Hillary that it may take another three years before St. Pete meets with you and then he will decide whether you go to heaven, hell, or Detroit.

Just call her "Carl".

 

[Rexx Taylor]

maybe "Elephant Heaven" where every dead elephant goes to....i think the place is about 5000 miles long,,,,elephants and dung all over the place.

 

[rdean]

At least she'll get to heaven. Most Republicans follow Satan. How do we know? They hate the Pope. They believe in let him die and feed the poor and they will breed.
Worst of all, they worship the Golden Calf.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Sir Edmund Hillary will be there, a bit angry and will also be 12 feet tall, about 2000 pounds, maybe holding a golf club.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Sir Edmund Hillary will be there, a bit angry and will also be 12 feet tall, about 2000 pounds, maybe holding a golf club.

and twenty feet down the hall will be the Jaws Shark craving well done Hillary Steak,,,extra Tar Tar sauce.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

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how about this scenario? lets say Bill dies a year ago, and when Hillary sees Bill in Heaven, he's in bed with 77 naked young ladies?

 

[Tax Man]

Such grand fantasies. There is no after life or heaven or hell. Such idiots believing fairy tales to control salves from 4 thousand years ago.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I wonder if there is an Arbys in Heaven, I am sure Hillary will stop in wearing dark glasses.

 

[Obiwan]

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how about this scenario? lets say Bill dies a year ago, and when Hillary sees Bill in Heaven, he's in bed with 77 naked young ladies?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

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how about this scenario? lets say Bill dies a year ago, and when Hillary sees Bill in Heaven, he's in bed with 77 naked young ladies?

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so many scenarios!!! How about Hillary goes thru that tunnel,,,,then falls about 10,000 feet onto an island swarming with man eating dinasours?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Worse Case Scenario for Hillarys Journey to Heaven? Spending Eternity Being Grilled by Congress for all of her scandals,,,,Never leaving her seat and being grilled by guys who make Trey seem like a kitten.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Worse Case Scenario for Hillarys Journey to Heaven? Spending Eternity Being Grilled by Congress for all of her scandals,,,,Never leaving her seat and being grilled by guys who make Trey seem like a kitten.

and boy wouldnt me and u love to be a fly sitting next to Hillary when Adolf has his way with her!