The Hill: "Goose and gull overdose on prescription pills left in park"

[basquebromance]

now the opioid epidemic is personal! now its personal!

Goose and gull overdose on prescription pills left in park

 

[JGalt]

Good ol' Kalifornia: It's only news when some birds OD. Never mind all those people.

Wait, I see a pattern here: Protect the poor "endangered species", but then get burned up when the underbrush catches fire.

Let anyone cross the border and give them "sanctuary", but get murdered by an illegal immigrant...

Yup. Definitely a pattern here.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

That's also a terrible threat to kids at the park who might pick some of the pills up and put them in their pocket.