The"Let's Decipher What Al Sharpton Is Actually Spewing" Thread.Shall We Translate?

[TheSeventhTiger]

This is pretty easy to figure out for anyone with an IQ over 76.2

When we see Al Sharpton speak before his crowds of the uninformed and who will believe anything they hear on MSNBC.
This is what the Reverend is actually trying to convince all of America:
Listen Up Yall! I ain't got no problem when a Black man haz to defend himself against a regular white man, a white Hispanic man, or an angry slave owner! But when a White man stalks a black man as if he was a rabbit dog, Den beats da bajezuz out of him, Dat White Cracker Head Racist has No Right To Defend Himself! Honkey needs to just stand there and take his Can Of Ass-Whoopin !!!

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

and didn't Al Sharpton say something like " Dayoll Think We Iz Ingant and Stoopid"? can someone translate that for us?

 

[Steven_R]

[SHARPTON TRANSLATION ON]

I'm the self-appointed spokesman for the Black community. The media has made me think I'm relevant. Give me money so I'll go away. Shakedown or bad PR, which will it be?

[SHARPTON TRANSLATION OFF]

 

[Vox]

Thank you, captain Obvious

 

[Steven_R]

Amazingly enough, whenever the patented Sharpton Translation System is used, no matter what the input is, the output is always the same. Engineers claim the system is working properly.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

I think all Cable News outlets need to start using "Captions" for whenever Al or Jesse are being interviewed. most people can't understand "Jive".

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

I don't think the Reverend can go three sentences without saying "Aint". is Ain't a word? or "Did DeY make it up?

 

[Steven_R]

I think all Cable News outlets need to start using "Captions" for whenever Al or Jesse are being interviewed. most people can't understand "Jive".

If only we could reanimate Barbara Billingsly.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

also for that Geritol , Gemitol chick who talks like she is in a coma. I thought she was asleep during her performance on the stand.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jesse Jackson is playing it smart, got to give him credit, he knows better not to get involved to the extent Al is. And when Is Al going to mention that he wants to hang an Hispanic Male? he hasn't even mention the race of the man who shot Trayvon!

 

[chesswarsnow]

Sorry bout that,


1. Al is simply saying "I hates me some whitey fucks, and eye's wants me some monies." end quote.....
2. And he has a tv show, just wow.....



Regards,
SirJamesofTexas

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

and he calls himself a "Reverend"? then if he's a man of god, why isn't he telling the truth that Trayvon was trying to kill George Zimmerman?