The Mindless Thread

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[Michelle420]

 

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[App'z]

A guy did system support for the law firm. One day, he has to
log a user off and then back on. He entered her initials and
then she gave him the password. Her password was "genius".
After three tries and the system telling him "access
denied," he asked her how to spell it.
She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S." .....

 

[App'z]

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE RIGHT ;

When someone is driven by a need to be right, they tend to hold such a strong posture of me,
not you; they make it clear that rightness is much more important to them than closeness.
That posture has a destructive effect on emotional connection. A person who needs to feel right
loses sight of the ongoing importance of preserving connection with another—it’s as if they’re
reaching for fool’s gold, rather than valuing the precious experience of remaining bonded.

So what's left, gaslighting, lying, condescending winning at all costs and Closeness be dammed.
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"Daddy, why do you go to work every day?"
"So, I can buy Cool Toys."
"But Daddy my toys are Crap!"
"Mine aren't."

 

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Teacher: "Class, who can tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?" Larry raises his hand, "Yes, Larry?" "It was Trudy Glen Miss James."
"Trudy Glen. Where did you get that from?" "The song Miss James, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."
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Me and My Old Lady, We like to ride around in our Toyota. Just me and my old lady.
We just hang in our Corolla. Me and my old lady, We like to hang out and do stuff.
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Parker comes home after a hard week at work,
tells his wife, she is Pouring Red Wine,
fixing Steaks & Baked Potatoes, "I'm heading out
To the back porch," Porch covers half of the house!

Three hours later, Dinner's finished
"It takes time, but it was easy." Says his Wife.
Her large open green eyes alluring with Makeup,
She then asks, "Do Plants feel Pain?"
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I am feeling the pain right now!

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the wilderness. After they get their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful, we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"It means someone took tent."
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I go into an open mike night at the Coffee Shop sort of late, more near closing time & The Counter guy asks what I'd prefer,
"Black coffee, no cream" He apologized, "I'm sorry, we're out of cream. Would you take your coffee without milk?"
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Yesterday, the Beer Brewery research staff revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their research, they fed one hundred men 12 pints of beer each and observed that 100% of them
started talking nonsense and couldn't drive. Now it's easy to believe all this advertising crap if you want?
But all you have to do is ask the Gal's & they answer, Rosy becomes absolutely beautiful at closing time!
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[App'z]

Tenacity of Married life:
1. Is it all you got ?
2. Is it all you have to give ?
OR

Is it all you got and all you have to give?

 

[App'z]

It was a double post. The internet is just getting to dang quick.

 

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Its flower power time of year again!

 

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..... I got nothing! .....

 

[Michelle420]

 

[Michelle420]

Dandelion Cookies Recipe | Confessions of an Overworked Mom

 

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Marrieds get really bored and depressed but our 2 have talked it out and agree that Cheat days every month are the answer.
So, Mayble brought home Chicken wings Friday night and Rob brought home his Secretary and her Husband. Rob's currently in intensive care.
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Human nature can really get tough!

"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter exhaustion?"
The Team Leader says, "Well, I suppose you'd have to work using your other hand."
"So, why does that sound like repetitive B.S."
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Shirley, calls the Help Desk to complain
that there's something wrong with her password.
"The problem is that whenever I type the password,
it just shows stars," she says.
"Those asterisks are to protect you,"
Lil Johnny, at the Help Desk explains,
" if someone were to be standing behind you,
they can't read your password."
Shirley thinks for a moment and responds,
"but they are there even when no one stands behind me."
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Where's Karen?

Karen, is shopping at a Drug Store. As Karen, exits the place,
a man grabs her purse and runs. A by stander calls 911 immediately and Karen, gives
them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the LEO have apprehended the snatcher.
They put him in the car and drive to the store. The thief is escorted from the Squad and
told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replies,
"Yes Officer...That's the lady I stole the purse from."
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You know that's a true story too!
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An Economist will always tell you need a smaller glass if yours is 1/2 full.
Know what happens if he says, "U need a Shot Glass," don't you?


The man in a Silverado tries to pull an ATM cash machine off its pad & away
by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their Silverado.
Instead of pulling the ATM off its pad he ripped the bumper off the truck.
While startled by what's happened, he leaves the scene and drives home.
The Chain is attached to the ATM on its pad, the bumper attached to the Chain and
a license plate attached to the bumper.

 

[App'z]

How many are heading out to the County Fair Weekend. Giggers in the Mud ? I love the Tenderloins and the tent entertainment ! We're at the Kids Place, July's the plan here & is's like AC's cool. What a fantastic Weekend for Next July 4th plans! Yea !

 

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Well do ya!

 

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Have you ever imagined things to be a whole lot different from what they actually are?
It's like the Cat lying at your feet, does it only want to Bunny Kick your shoes?
Have you ever thought about just how many Bones treats your lil dog will take from you every day?
Are your Squirrels chasing each other across your yard, down your fence, up and down your tree trunks?
Is there a bird in the Trees in front of your home screaming" Work it, Work it" for hours every morning.