The Mindless Thread

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Spring may have come early but that thought,
That may have brought back frozen memories.
Have you ever crapped in a farmer outhouse?
Then you have the grown-up sensations and are
porta-potties on golf courses lonely places ?

 

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Is it a waste of time?

 

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I'm so lonely, I'm so lonely, it's so lonely at the top.

 

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Shortly after the civil war ended, blacksmith Robert Jackson and his brother Raymond toyed with building what would later be called an airplane. They had built numerous small craft that would coast quite well and decided to build something large enough to carry one of them. Though they spent many years trying, they never managed to achieve their goal. On his deathbed, Robert lamented their failure to ever build a workable plane. Raymond replied that they were just the wrong brothers to break such a barrier and that mankind would just have to wait for the right brothers.
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Elon often uses "the Hire it Done Technique" often searching for the Right people instead of Lefts
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I got lucky and got to stick around this summer!

 

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What does Zoom meeting have to do with taping a Cat to your wall Infront of the Laptop screen during the meeting. (Maybe it's about getting attention at the wrong moment?)

 

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The Guy put his car in reverse and accidentally backs it into the wall.
He takes it to a Body Shop and they replace the ruined Bumper.
A few days later, he actually does it again. “I'm so embarrassed,”
he tells his wife as he reaches for the phone.
“Why not tell them it was me this time?” his wife suggests.
“I could,” he says, “but that's what said I last time.”

 

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"Some cheesed-up & off husband wrote to me and
said he'll kill me if I don't stop seeing his wife."
"So stop," the bartender said. "I can't," the womanizer
replied, taking another swallow. "The guy didn't sign his Last Name!"

 

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I demand to know why the dainty wasn’t personally invited to a thread made obviously in honor of his every post (under all of his various usernames)!

 

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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE TERM ... "GO FLY A PEACOCK?"

 

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Indiana man refuses to take the paternity test,
unanswered is a question, "Hoosier Daddy?"

 

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My wife never fails to surprise me with really great ideas. TWSS

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

The other day with Garbage pickup she ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".