Today, I am a Black Man

[Carl in Michigan]

Tomorrow, I will be an Eskimo woman.

Why? Because now I can!

Brown University to allow students to 'self-identify' as persons of color - The College Fix

 

[ShootSpeeders]

Me too. I want a cushy affirmative action job too.

 

[emilynghiem]

Tomorrow, I will be an Eskimo woman.

Why? Because now I can!

Brown University to allow students to 'self-identify' as persons of color - The College Fix

Let's not stop there Death Angel
When do we get to self-declare what AGE we are?

I'd love to retire now and say it's the equivalent of 65.
I've been working two jobs since 2008, so can I ask for 8 years of credit?

But when I go out to eat, I'd like to be under 12
where kids eat free! Can I do that?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Me too. I want a cushy affirmative action job too.

i want to apply for a job in a chinese restaurant, so i will mark the "Asian" dot,,even thought I am extremely white and russian

 

[Dale Smith]

Tomorrow, I will be an Eskimo woman.

Why? Because now I can!

Brown University to allow students to 'self-identify' as persons of color - The College Fix

Let's not stop there Death Angel
When do we get to self-declare what AGE we are?

I'd love to retire now and say it's the equivalent of 65.
I've been working two jobs since 2008, so can I ask for 8 years of credit?

But when I go out to eat, I'd like to be under 12
where kids eat free! Can I do that?

Yes, I identify as a senior citizen today to get the discount at a restaurant but tomorrow I may want to "identify" as someone under 12 so I can eat free...........it's how I "feel"...... LOL!!!

 

[emilynghiem]

Me too. I want a cushy affirmative action job too.

i want to apply for a job in a chinese restaurant, so i will mark the "Asian" dot,,even thought I am extremely white and russian

Ha ha Rexx Taylor
My birth certificate only lists the race of my parents
both born in "Vietnam" with "Race/Color" = WHITE

Can you believe that?

No wonder I can't tell one Asian from another
like REAL Asians can. They "all look the same to me."
Because I wasn't born Asian but WHITE.
Totally racist!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

can i identify as an alien from Mars?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i wonder what Sasquatch identifies as

 

[emilynghiem]

can i identify as an alien from Mars?

I don't know if Trump can afford to deport you all the way back there!
Rexx Taylor
(but you can argue for Mars to be recognized as one of the 57 states under Obama, where astronauts planted a Flag according to Sheila Jackson Lee!)

Hey, if people can declare anything, why not?

 

[emilynghiem]

i wonder what Sasquatch identifies as

Vegan?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I think Al Franken identifies himself as "Octopus"

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Me too. I want a cushy affirmative action job too.

i want to apply for a job in a chinese restaurant, so i will mark the "Asian" dot,,even thought I am extremely white and russian

Ha ha Rexx Taylor
My birth certificate only lists the race of my parents
both born in "Vietnam" with "Race/Color" = WHITE

Can you believe that?

No wonder I can't tell one Asian from another
like REAL Asians can. They "all look the same to me."
Because I wasn't born Asian but WHITE.
Totally racist!

i wonder what that insane white chick who had 8 babies identifies as.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

i want to apply for a job in a chinese restaurant, so i will mark the "Asian" dot,,even thought I am extremely white and russian

It would be RACIST! to tell you you're not, just because of your skin color!

 

[irosie91]

freckles and left handed

 

[ThunderKiss1965]

I'm am Attack Helicopter.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I'm a Hispanic Muslim Eskimo Democrat, I may run for the Senate

 

[DOTR]

Tomorrow, I will be an Eskimo woman.

Why? Because now I can!

Brown University to allow students to 'self-identify' as persons of color - The College Fix

Just when you think liberals have hit peak insanity they go the extra mile

 

[DOTR]

I'm a Hispanic Muslim Eskimo Democrat, I may run for the Senate

I can’t wait to see Trump call you Poncho Mohamed Kanguyak.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

I self identify as the next winner of Powerball.

 

[BulletProof]

Allowing people to self-identify as black seems to mean the end of racial discrimination. But, libtards live to discriminate. So, the question becomes, how does Brown U plan to continue discrimination? Maybe they'll use a dog that can smell negro odor on applications?