Trump agrees to be interviewed for new book by Joe Biden!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a decision that surprised many political insiders, Donald J. Trump has agreed to be interviewed for a new book by Joe Biden.​

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According to Biden, the book will be “an in-depth examination of the Trump Presidency, with special emphasis on his handling of the coronavirus pandemic and his comments about the military.”​

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Trump said that, when Biden approached him about the book project, “I moved on it very strongly.”​

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“This is a fantastic opportunity for me, quite frankly,” Trump said. “It’s going to be a major book, and I think Joe is going to make me look really good in it.”​

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Asked about the logistics of the interview, Trump said, “Joe told me to call him up late at night and just start rambling. This is the kind of thing I’m really, really good at, because I’m very smart.”​

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Biden’s book, titled “Don’t Vote for Donald Trump,” is set to go on sale a week before the election.​

Trump Agrees to Be Interviewed for New Book by Joe Biden

“This is a fantastic opportunity for me, quite frankly,” Trump said. “I think Joe is going to make me look really good in it.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Auld Phart]

Why would Biden need to interview anyone for his upcoming coloring book?

 

[DrLove]

Why would Biden need to interview anyone for his upcoming coloring book?

Donald is really good at those.

 

[Auld Phart]

he stayed inside the lines!!

Great Job.

Can Biden do as well?

 

[Crepitus]

Why would Biden need to interview anyone for his upcoming coloring book?

You really think that's the best an interview with tRump would produce?

 

[Auld Phart]

Why would Biden need to interview anyone for his upcoming coloring book?

You really think that's the best an interview with tRump would produce?

You really think that's the best an interview with tRump would produce?

No

I think that's the best Biden could produce.

 

[dblack]

Why would Biden need to interview anyone for his upcoming coloring book?

Burn!!

Good one!

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Why would Biden need to interview anyone for his upcoming coloring book?

It would have to be a coloring book. That way, Rump would read it cover to cover right after he ate the covers, that is.

 

[two_iron]

I wonder if Jill finds crayons in Sleepy's poop when she's changing his diaper.... I'll bet he eats all the purple ones first.