Trump Fires Secretary of Defense

[schmidlap]

In a masterful display of multi-tasking, Trump found the time to fire the Secretary of Defense whilst not missing a beat in his manic brooding, kvetching, and whining that everyone is being mean to him.

"Bridge to Engine Room!
This is Captain Smith.
Inform Stoker First Class Esper that he is immediately relieved of duty.
When I last inspected, his salute was far from snappy!"​

 

[rightwinger]

Cost him two months on the job

At least he got to keep his integrity

 

[Meister]

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