Vigilante Trump!

[Abishai100]

What if Trump was a 'vigilante'?

It's Thanksgiving, so before I enjoy the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, I want to ask, "Do I feel focused about capitalism?"


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TRUMP: I have a new policy encouraging drivers to get foglights.
LEX LUTHOR: Only in America...
TRUMP: Hey, pal, Americans want a 'practical' president.
LEX LUTHOR: Do you appreciate drawings?
TRUMP: Are you a fan of the European Union?
LEX LUTHOR: I'm not a big fan of NATO!
TRUMP: I'm not investing in 'eco-consciousness' if Americans hate public transportation.
LEX LUTHOR: Do you support school vouchers?
TRUMP: I support meritocracy.
LEX LUTHOR: Most Republicans do.
TRUMP: Reaganomics did not 'destroy' America.
LEX LUTHOR: Clinton-Gingrich did destroy America.
TRUMP: Well, Facebook will save the day.
LEX LUTHOR: Ah, 'trickle-down-economics' for Energizer!

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[Abishai100]

The Chess Ditch?


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TRUMP: So there's a Hollywood star making films about censorship.
CARTER: He may as well be the AntiChrist for your administration, sir.
TRUMP: Why do you suggest that?
CARTER: Your finance-commerce background makes people curious about the media.
TRUMP: Oh, they think I'm the 'Ad-Guy President.'
CARTER: Precisely! And everyone is then tangled in a pedagoguery war involving 'bias-masks.'
TRUMP: Well, the media of any democratic nation is, by definition, biased.
CARTER: Bias in this age of networking-based trade spells pedestrian dissatisfaction.
TRUMP: Geez, I guess that movie star guy just might be the AntiChrist!
CARTER: There are good guys and bad guys.
TRUMP: It's like that comic book G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero.
CARTER: Yeah, so there must be a 'pope-deacon' figure who behaves like a true knight.
TRUMP: Like William Randolph Hearst?
CARTER: That's the hypothesis of the brains in D.C.
TRUMP: Then let's appoint Bill Gates as 'Big Brother.'
CARTER: We do need a 'people's Praetorian.'

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