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Priest stoned to death by MONKEYS which have already killed two other men
Priest stoned to death by MONKEYS which have already killed two other men
A PRIEST was killed when a group of monkeys attacked him with house bricks.
By LEDA REYNOLDS
Munna Mishra was sweeping the porch of his home when a troop of the creatures began dropping stones onto him from the roof above.
Severely injured, Mr Mishra was rushed to hospital by his family but died a short while later.
Officials in India’s Mirchai Gali region said the “nuisance” monkeys had now killed three people and added that women and children had also been attacked by the creatures brandishing stones.
Villagers in Patna said the animals are causing a lot of distress to families who are afraid of being assaulted by the creatures.
Monkeys killing people with bricks, what can we do?
Also, since a priest was a victim, we know this is a hate crime.
My solution is common sense: every monkey who buys a brick should be given a background check.
And we can put all monkeys on the "no fly" list.
That ought to do it.
But if there's another monkey terrorist attack, we must go further. We can allow the military to "disappear" monkeys. As long as the government only picks on monkeys, we are safe.
Priest stoned to death by MONKEYS which have already killed two other men
A PRIEST was killed when a group of monkeys attacked him with house bricks.
By LEDA REYNOLDS
Munna Mishra was sweeping the porch of his home when a troop of the creatures began dropping stones onto him from the roof above.
Severely injured, Mr Mishra was rushed to hospital by his family but died a short while later.
Officials in India’s Mirchai Gali region said the “nuisance” monkeys had now killed three people and added that women and children had also been attacked by the creatures brandishing stones.
Villagers in Patna said the animals are causing a lot of distress to families who are afraid of being assaulted by the creatures.
Monkeys killing people with bricks, what can we do?
Also, since a priest was a victim, we know this is a hate crime.
My solution is common sense: every monkey who buys a brick should be given a background check.
And we can put all monkeys on the "no fly" list.
That ought to do it.
But if there's another monkey terrorist attack, we must go further. We can allow the military to "disappear" monkeys. As long as the government only picks on monkeys, we are safe.
