White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election.

[Weatherman2020]

I don’t think this is satire.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the presidential race heating up for the summer campaign season, the White House asked migrants to hold off on raping and murdering any more Americans until after the election.

As more and more incidents of violent criminal acts perpetrated by migrants have drawn attention to the Biden administration's immigration policies, Karine Jean-Pierre politely asked migrants to wait until after the November election before carrying out any more horrific rapes and murders.

"We'd really appreciate it," said the gay and black White House Press Secretary who is black and gay. "While we understand that many of you are eager to continue raping and murdering American citizens, we do ask that you wait until after November 5 to do any more. We thank you for your patience."

Though public outrage continued to mount as more violent acts made news headlines across the country, Jean-Pierre emphasized the need for discretion while the election played out. "Everyone likes to make summer plans," she said. "But we hope our incoming migrants can understand the importance of postponing their raping and murdering plans until the election is over. Otherwise, they may end up actually facing consequences for their actions, and none of us want that to happen."

When asked whether migrants who commit violent crimes would face any repercussions if Biden is re-elected, Jean-Pierre pulled the fire alarm and evacuated the building.

At publishing time, White House officials informed incoming migrants that for every vote for Joe Biden they cast in November, they would be allowed to commit one free heinous act against an innocent American citizen.

White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the presidential race heating up for the summer campaign season, the White House asked migrants to hold off on raping and murdering any more Americans until after the election.

babylonbee.com

 

[EvilCat Breath]

It is face masquerading as satire. that said, the invaders don't speak English well enough to pay attention to this tripe.

 

[Foxfyre]

It is face masquerading as satire. that said, the invaders don't speak English well enough to pay attention to this tripe.

They have Google translators on their smartphones just like we do I would imagine.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

They have Google translators on their smartphones just like we do I would imagine.

They might. But why bother using them. YOU use YOURS. They don't have to . They are the invaders.

 

[Foxfyre]

They might. But why bother using them. YOU use YOURS. They don't have to . They are the invaders.

The point is they have access to a LOT of information and it doesn't have to be in Spanish or Swahili or Arabic or Chinese or whatever the hell is their first language.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

The point is they have access to a LOT of information and it doesn't have to be in Spanish or Swahili or Arabic or Chinese or whatever the hell is their first language.

Hav8ng access isn't the same as using that accese.

 

[Foxfyre]

Hav8ng access isn't the same as using that accese.

True. But the opportunity is there for them if they do use it.

 

[justoffal]

True. But the opportunity is there for them if they do use it.

Apparently they know a lot more than most people are giving them credit for because they come in with an attitude of entitlement and are already well versed in how to side step law enforcement.

These are not timid refugees showing up with their hat in their hair looking for a better life, they are being schooled and trained to come here and displace the people who are already living here and their aggressions and actions speak for them.