Slade3200
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Sounds like Red Jesus is a sheep herder from Israel and Blue Jesus supports shooting up a shopping mall so he can turn it into a hospital. Scary this religious stuff.Red Jesus: And a Canaanite woman from that region came out and began to cry out, saying, "Have mercy on me, Lord, Son of David; my daughter is cruelly demon-possessed." But He did not answer her a word. And His disciples came and implored Him, saying, "Send her away, because she keeps shouting at us." But He answered and said, "I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel."
Moral of the story: Red Jesus would support building a wall to keep out aliens so they don't suck up holy resources.
Blue Jesus: And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all who sold and bought in the temple, and he overturned the tables of the money-changers and the seats of those who sold pigeons. And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple, and he healed them.
Moral of the story: Blue Jesus hates profit, and believes health care should be free.