Woman marries her dog

[novasteve]

Woman marries DOG in 'romantic' wedding ceremony - after marriage to man didn't work out - Mirror Online

Libs are probably going "hmmmmm, should we?"

 

[Delta4Embassy]

They said it would happen didn't they.

 

[novasteve]

Bigots, don't judge!
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[BobPlumb]

I could not tell because of the lack of gender specific pronouns in the story; was this a same sex wedding?

 

[Sunshine]

Men have always been married to their dogs. If they had to choose to save the dog or the wife from a burning house, they would save the dog.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Men have always been married to their dogs. If they had to choose to save the dog or the wife from a burning house, they would save the dog.

Hmmmmm......now that you mention it.

 

[Connery]

It was a black tie affair...........

 

[Truthmatters]

mr and mrs Jack Russel

 

[Swagger]

Did the happy couple exchange collars?

 

[Indofred]

Men have always been married to their dogs. If they had to choose to save the dog or the wife from a burning house, they would save the dog.

The dog doesn't nag on and the man is hoping to learn how to lick his own balls.
The choice is easily made.

 

[Katzndogz]

Who are you to tell people who to love? They deserve the same rights, including income tax deductions and insurance coverage for a dependent spouse as any other loving couple.

If you object you are a speciesphobe.

 

[Moonglow]

Woman marries DOG in 'romantic' wedding ceremony - after marriage to man didn't work out - Mirror Online

Libs are probably going "hmmmmm, should we?"

Who would marry a rat like you???

 

[Sallow]

Men have always been married to their dogs. If they had to choose to save the dog or the wife from a burning house, they would save the dog.

Were you the wife?

Yeah.

 

[alan1]

Men have always been married to their dogs. If they had to choose to save the dog or the wife from a burning house, they would save the dog.

It's because of this,

If a man locks both his wife and his dog in the trunk of his car together for two hours, guess which one is happy to see him when opens the trunk?

 

[Moonglow]

when you get divorced the dog doesn't demand everything....

 

[hangover]

Woman marries her dog

She found a loyal companion. Did she take out a life insurance policy on him?

 

[LonBabby]

F2 Anonboard :: Lol. Divorced washer woman can't find a man to take her in so she married a dog. 200 of her friends are guests at the wedding.

You should be in favor of this. Maybe you can marry one of your cats some day.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I see ruff times ahead for this marriage.

 

[Moonglow]

I see ruff times ahead for this marriage.

shout it to the world! get up on the woof and yell it!

 

[alan1]

I see ruff times ahead for this marriage.

shout it to the world! get up on the woof and yell it!

Climb to the top of the tallest tree and bark it out.