2008 DNC Convention *Official Program*

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OFFICIAL PROGRAM FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION


6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Pledge of allegiance to France.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
7:10pm - Marriage Values speech, John Edwards.
7:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:45pm - Choosing a Good Pastor seminar, Barack Obama.
8:25pm - Osama bin Laden teleconference.
8:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:15pm - Reparations or Bust (ROB) speech, Barack Obama.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Al Qaida pep rally.
10:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:00pm - Curbing Your Lust for Power, Hillary Clinton.
11:15pm - Terrorist Appeasement workshop.
11:30pm - Reinventing the Messiah, Barack Obama.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Official nomination of Barack Obama.

 

[Jon]

I laughed, because it was pretty funny. Especially "Choosing a Good Pastor seminar, Barack Obama."

 

[Ravi]

I hear that at the RNC Con they plan on hanging in the men's room tapping their feet at Congressional pages.

 

[Jon]

Oh come on, you can do better than that.

 

[TAM]

snicker snicker, snort snort

 

[CA95380]

Not bad! Actually pretty good!

Except ...

8:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast? He will already be toasted

What's up with that

 

[Ravi]

Oh come on, you can do better than that.

hmmm? I'm just repeating what I heard. I doubt they really have much else on their minds.