Mikeoxenormous
Diamond Member
A Texan is driving his Cadillac Coup Deville (you know with the big longhorn hood ornament on it) on interstate 10 doing over 70 miles per hour.
As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees a Texas State highway patrol car with lights on, catching up to him.
So, the Texan floors the pedal to the metal.
The Texan increases his speed to 80 mph. The TSHP is still behind him.
The Texan increases to 90 mph. TSHP still follows.
The Texan increases to 100 mph and the car starts to shake, rattle and roll. The TSHP is right on his bumper.
Finally the Texan pulls over, sweat on his brow, as the State Patol office gets out of his car, walks up to his driver's side window and asks "You better have a damn good reason to be driving that fast or your ass is going to jail for a long time".
The Texan responds "My wife, who i have been married to for over 30 years, ran away with a Texas highway patrol officer, and i thought you were trying to return her to me". The officer said "move along sir"...
As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees a Texas State highway patrol car with lights on, catching up to him.
So, the Texan floors the pedal to the metal.
The Texan increases his speed to 80 mph. The TSHP is still behind him.
The Texan increases to 90 mph. TSHP still follows.
The Texan increases to 100 mph and the car starts to shake, rattle and roll. The TSHP is right on his bumper.
Finally the Texan pulls over, sweat on his brow, as the State Patol office gets out of his car, walks up to his driver's side window and asks "You better have a damn good reason to be driving that fast or your ass is going to jail for a long time".
The Texan responds "My wife, who i have been married to for over 30 years, ran away with a Texas highway patrol officer, and i thought you were trying to return her to me". The officer said "move along sir"...