Al Gore Nobel Poet???

[Sinatra]

Al Gore poetry, from his latest book Choosing to choose, or one choice for all, or choices are for choosers, or whatever the hell he called it.

This is no joke, you can't make this tripe up - this is Al Gore poetry folks...


One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve

Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly

Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration

Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups

Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung

The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools.

 

[Sinatra]

Al Gore poetry, from his latest book Choosing to choose, or one choice for all, or choices are for choosers, or whatever the hell he called it.

This is no joke, you can't make this tripe up - this is Al Gore poetry folks...


One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve

Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly

Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration

Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups

Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung

The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools.

 

[midcan5]

Global Warming

The world cannot argue for itself
The seas and lakes cannot say stop
The air cannot use a ventilator
A dying tree cannot see a doctor
Buffaloes wolves and bears disappear
Indians cannot return to hunt
Cleanup has little glory
There is no money in air
Buffaloes wolves and bears disappear
And myriad living things die
There used to be snakes
The child sees none today
Does it matter that things change
The pond contains no living thing
Does it matter that things change
The world cannot hold life accountable
Life will not return where it is not wanted.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Geeze.. what a complete dipshit that poor guy is. A total bore. If not for the fraud he's been pushing, I'd feel sorry for his lame ass.

 

[Mr. H.]

Maybe William Shatner could do these poems justice.

 

[midcan5]

"We challenged two leading British scientists to try to prove the science of global warming to a group of people whose views very loosely reflect national opinions.

And, as if that wasn't tough enough we asked them to do it in my kitchen.

Can they do it? Well, you can see for yourself."

BBC - Ethical Man blog: In praise of scepticism

IPCC - Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change

 

[misterflew]

Water recede down
Hill fast, swoosh
donde es
El Agua?

 

[Charles Stucker]

Choosing Write? by Charles Stucker

If only I could write,
Something just as trite,
And equally untrue,
To the bank I'd rue.

If only I could make,
A movie of our stake,
And then awards all fell,
from Oscar and Nobel.

If only that's the rub,
Goes right down to the nub,
I can't make a mill,
Cause my hand's not in the till.


Permission to freely reproduce without change and credit given
(What the heck this drivel only took five minutes to write)