Anything and Everything...

[Michelle420]

It's supposed to be 'Informative,' not 'Funny!'

Well it made me smile, sorry.

 

[Michelle420]

 

[Impenitent]

"Some Kind of Wonderful"
(satirizing the republican position)

He gives me whole lots of money
Enough to buy a big fine car
Color TV, Obamaphone, and cold AC
I got more than I could ask for
I don't have a second job at night
I don't have to work at all !
Cause I got a Messiah for a President
And he knows just how to treat me right

Well my Messiah, he's alright,
Well my Messiah, he's clean out-of-sight.
Don't you know that he's ... he's some kind of wonderful.
He's some kind of wonderful ... yes he is, he's
He's some kind of wonderful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...

When I hold those food stamps in my hands
I know where I can trade them for some blow
Oooh, when Messiah blesses me,
I can be a good baby daddy to my ho
When he wraps his lovin' arms around me,
He knows he's got my vote by design
Yeah, when Messiah kisses me
A thrill run up and down my spine.

My Messiah he's alright ,
My Messiah's clean...
He's clean, articulate, and bright !
Don't you know that he is ...
He's some kind of wonderful.
He's some kind of wonderful ...
Yes he is,
He's some kind of wonderful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...

Now is there anybody, can prove those scandals - he's a-lyin'
Solyndra, Fast-n-Furious, Benghazi, IRS, NSA - prove he's a-lyin'
Can't you get a witness?
Can't you get a witness?
Can't you get a witness? Yeah...
Can't you get a witness? Ohhh...
Can't you get a witness? Yeah...
Can't you get a witness? Hell No!

I'm talkin', talkin' 'bout Obama Yeah.
He's some kind of wonderful.
Talkin' 'bout Obama
He's some kind of wonderful.
Talkin' 'bout Obama
He's some kind of wonderful.
I'm talkin' 'bout Obama, Obama, Obama
He's some kind of wonderful.
I'm talkin' about Obama, Obama, Obama
He's some kind of wonderful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ... Obama, Obama
He's some kind of wonderful.
Talkin' 'bout Obama, Obama, Obama
He's some kind of wonderful.
I'm talkin' 'bout Obama, Obama, Obama
He's some kind of wonderful.
(repeat to fade)
Ok, that one can be 'funny'

 

[Impenitent]

"Dirty Dancing"

Barack: Now I've told the lie of my life
No I never told one like this before
Yes, we'll ride this through
and I owe it all to you

Hillary: : 'Cause I've told the lie of my life
and I owe it all to you

Barack: I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me

Hillary: We saw the writing on the wall
As we covered up this incredible travesty

Both: Now with ambition in our eyes
As we try so hard to disguise it secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we both understand the urgency

Barack: just remember

Hillary: Just this the one thing

Barack: To keep our story straight

Hillary: So I'll tell you something

Both: This could work because

(CHORUS)
Both: I've told the lie of my life
No I never told one like this before
Yes we'll ride this one through
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've told the lie of my life
And I've closed every open door
To hide the truth
And I owe it all to you

Hillary: With my body and my soul
I want to be President more than you'll ever know

Barack: So we can't just let it go
We don't dare lose control

Hillary: Yes I know whats on your mind
When you say:
"Your election depends on the certainty of mine"

Barack: Just remember
There just the one thing

Hillary: To keep our story straight

Barack: So I'll tell you something

Both: This could work because

(CHORUS)
Both: 'Cause I told the lie of my life
No I've never told one like this before
Yes I we'll ride this one through
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've told the lie of my life
And I've closed every open door
To hide the truth
and I owe it all to you

*Instrumental*

Barack: Now I've told the lie of my life
No I never told one like this before

(Hillary: Never felt this way)

Barack: Yes I'll swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: 'Cause I told the lie of my life
And I've closed every open door
To hide the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: "cause I've told the lie of my life
No I've never told one like this before
Yes, I'll swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you"

 

[Michelle420]

"Dirty Dancing"

Barack: Now I've told the lie of my life
No I never told one like this before
Yes, we'll ride this through
and I owe it all to you

Hillary: : 'Cause I've told the lie of my life
and I owe it all to you

Barack: I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me

Hillary: We saw the writing on the wall
As we covered up this incredible travesty

Both: Now with ambition in our eyes
As we try so hard to disguise it secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we both understand the urgency

Barack: just remember

Hillary: Just this the one thing

Barack: To keep our story straight

Hillary: So I'll tell you something

Both: This could work because

(CHORUS)
Both: I've told the lie of my life
No I never told one like this before
Yes we'll ride this one through
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've told the lie of my life
And I've closed every open door
To hide the truth
And I owe it all to you

Hillary: With my body and my soul
I want to be President more than you'll ever know

Barack: So we can't just let it go
We don't dare lose control

Hillary: Yes I know whats on your mind
When you say:
"Your election depends on the certainty of mine"

Barack: Just remember
There just the one thing

Hillary: To keep our story straight

Barack: So I'll tell you something

Both: This could work because

(CHORUS)
Both: 'Cause I told the lie of my life
No I've never told one like this before
Yes I we'll ride this one through
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've told the lie of my life
And I've closed every open door
To hide the truth
and I owe it all to you

*Instrumental*

Barack: Now I've told the lie of my life
No I never told one like this before

(Hillary: Never felt this way)

Barack: Yes I'll swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: 'Cause I told the lie of my life
And I've closed every open door
To hide the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: "cause I've told the lie of my life
No I've never told one like this before
Yes, I'll swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you"

You and Emily should collaborate, you have the same style and humor

 

[Impenitent]

We are a little different. She writes about real issues. I write about the imagined ones.

I

 

[Michelle420]

We are a little different. She writes about real issues. I write about the imagined ones.

I

She actually wrote a play and I see you both have talent as writers.

 

[Impenitent]

She's more classical than me ... And a lot more classy!

 

[Impenitent]

"Miss You"

I've been holding out so long
I've been eating jelly beans all alone
Lord I miss you
I've been hanging on the phone
I've been demagoguing wefare queens all alone
I can't replace you

Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
Unions and welfare would slowly creep
Lord I miss you
I've been wanting taxes to fall
And been waiting on your call

When the phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say,
"Hey, what's the matter man?
We're gonna come around at twelve
With some Republicans that are just dyin' to meet you.
We're gonna bloviate and whine
Hey, let's go mess with black folks minds
You know, like we used to"

Oh everybody waits so long
Oh Ronnie, why do we wait so long
Won't your replacement come on! Come on!

I've been walking in Central Park
Thinking days are looking dark
People saying I'm becoming reclusive
But what's with the party being so inclusive?

I've been stumbling on my feet
Wondering where's the next red meat
So conflicted about demographics
Asking people, "Why are we acting so damned democratic?"

Sometimes I want to say to myself
Sometimes I say

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
I miss you Ronnie

I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord I was thinking of you, Ronnie
Last time I was at Reagan International to fly out
Who else would get in the bathtub to
Let government die out?
Lord, I miss you, Ronnie, yeah

 

[Michelle420]

She's more classical than me ... And a lot more classy!

 

[Michelle420]

 

[Impenitent]

 

[skye]

I do like 1920s 30s music first and this group is among my fab of the era!

"McKinney's Cotton Pickers" .....I have all their music and they are simply the best!

Baby Won't You Please Come Home -

 

[skye]

my fab from them

it's called "Ok Baby"


Okay, baby, sweet as can be,
Hey, hey, baby, wait till you see,
The ring that I picked out for you,
Fifty-two more payments, and it's yours, dear!

Someday, baby, we'll run away,
Don't mean maybe; just name the day,
Even if your mother wants to live with us free,
Someday, baby, with me!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOL


they are the best !!!

 

[skye]

good night


yes

bye and so long everybody

its good bye

ha]

 

[skye]

McKinney´s Cotton Pickers "Miss Hannah" 1929

 

[skye]

for you ignoramus

enjoy

!@#$%%^^ LOL

 

[hangover]

On some albums there's only a few good tunes, but they're all great on this one.

 

[BullKurtz]

For "Caitlyn" and what's left of his mind.....

 

[Michelle420]