Astros-Yankees game Delayed "due to rain." I smell a wet rat . . .

[Canon Shooter]

So you're the kind of fella that if I told a funny joke about what the cat said to the hooker, while everyone else was laughing, you'd say, "wait, cats can't talk."

No, I'm just saying that your analogy was poor.

If it was as good an analogy as you apparently think it was, I'd have laughed at it...