Back Door

[Bootneck]

I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
She said, "Oh, no! It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"

Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't get offers like that every day.

 

[Valerie]

did he kick your ass..?

 

[Bootneck]

did he kick your ass..?

He couldn't. He only had one leg.