BREAKING: Federal court bans cops using tasers or causing pain unless thug is "threat to others"

[Jarlaxle]

Scenario for any liberal:

A suicidal nut is sitting on the side of a major highway on a high bridge. On the inside of the fence so he's not in danger of falling yet.

He says "Stay the fuck back....or I'll get up and jump. And maybe take you with me."

You "wait it out and talk it out" for 4 hours. It fails.

You could taze him and instantly end it.

BUUUUT....the 4th Circuit just outlawed that.

Now....you have to get near him and fight him. He might stand up to fight....and maybe drag you with him over the edge.

Or....you can just keep Major Highway 101 closed during rush hour. Tens of thousands stuck in traffic. And wait. And wait. And wait. Until he gives up or jumps.


What do you do?

Tell the fucker to hurry up and jump.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The Taser has always been an instrument of torture.

What about repeated blows with a nightstick or six cell Mag Light?

Those leave evidence, Tasers don't...you can blast someone ten, twenty, even fifty times! No bruises, no blood in the car, no risk of straining a shoulder swinging a nightstick, no risk of breaking a flashlight--what a great torture device!

Actually I was being sarcastic....

 

[bucs90]

The case hinges around the taser.

But the courts ruling was that the PAIN was unconstitutional....not the tool.

Which means....anything which causes pain will be illegal during an arrest. Guess how many fake claims of "That hurts!" we will have now?

I'm sorry you have been deprived of the use of your favorite torture device! I realize that you thought the Taser was the best thing to happen to cops since the drive-through donut shop, but you'll just have to find a new way to get your rocks off.

It was a tool that prevented thugs like you from getting your heads punched in and gold teeth knocked out. Oh well....back to the old days we go.

 

[LuckyDuck01!]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

 

[bucs90]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

 

[Carla_Danger]

I see the state where the taser was used on a bedridden 86 year old woman was not on the list. Too bad.

 

[guno]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

and your life experience? being a low IQ southern neo confederate ass wipe, big man wanna be in jesusland with a tin badge and a flashing light on your car

 

[bucs90]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

and your life experience? being a low IQ southern neo confederate ass wipe, big man wanna be in jesusland with a tin badge and a flashing light on your car

You post so much....when do you find time to cash your old geezer social security checks old-timer???

 

[Carla_Danger]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

and your life experience? being a low IQ southern neo confederate ass wipe, big man wanna be in jesusland with a tin badge and a flashing light on your car

You post so much....when do you find time to cash your old geezer social security checks old-timer???

 

[guno]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

and your life experience? being a low IQ southern neo confederate ass wipe, big man wanna be in jesusland with a tin badge and a flashing light on your car

You post so much....when do you find time to cash your old geezer social security checks old-timer???

don't have to, making more money now then ever, mid 6 figures last year and houses in NC and NY and a steady income stream. You? an uneducated pants crapping mall cop with a hill billy hick cletus accent, real inbred stock. but you are fun to look down at and mock

 

[bucs90]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

and your life experience? being a low IQ southern neo confederate ass wipe, big man wanna be in jesusland with a tin badge and a flashing light on your car

You post so much....when do you find time to cash your old geezer social security checks old-timer???

don't have to, making more money now then ever, mid 6 figures last year and houses in NC and NY and a steady income stream. You? an uneducated pants crapping mall cop with a hill billy hick cletus accent, real inbred stock. but you are fun to look down at and mock

Haha oh of course....you're the message board rich guy with houses in multiple states.

Stop lying Guno. I already outed you when you claimed you were born and raised in Brooklyn....then claimed you were born and raised in Nevada.

You clean toilets at Bosch and live in a shithole apartment on Dorchester Road. You can't fool me kid.

 

[guno]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

and your life experience? being a low IQ southern neo confederate ass wipe, big man wanna be in jesusland with a tin badge and a flashing light on your car

You post so much....when do you find time to cash your old geezer social security checks old-timer???

don't have to, making more money now then ever, mid 6 figures last year and houses in NC and NY and a steady income stream. You? an uneducated pants crapping mall cop with a hill billy hick cletus accent, real inbred stock. but you are fun to look down at and mock

Haha oh of course....you're the message board rich guy with houses in multiple states.

Stop lying Guno. I already outed you when you claimed you were born and raised in Brooklyn....then claimed you were born and raised in Nevada.

You clean toilets at Bosch and live in a shithole apartment on Dorchester Road. You can't fool me kid.

outed me ? lol Brooklyn born and raised and own a house there, you are true product of southern feral white trash

 

[bucs90]

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

and your life experience? being a low IQ southern neo confederate ass wipe, big man wanna be in jesusland with a tin badge and a flashing light on your car

You post so much....when do you find time to cash your old geezer social security checks old-timer???

don't have to, making more money now then ever, mid 6 figures last year and houses in NC and NY and a steady income stream. You? an uneducated pants crapping mall cop with a hill billy hick cletus accent, real inbred stock. but you are fun to look down at and mock

Haha oh of course....you're the message board rich guy with houses in multiple states.

Stop lying Guno. I already outed you when you claimed you were born and raised in Brooklyn....then claimed you were born and raised in Nevada.

You clean toilets at Bosch and live in a shithole apartment on Dorchester Road. You can't fool me kid.

outed me ? lol Brooklyn born and raised and own a house there, you are true product of southern feral white trash

Yeah and 2 weeks ago you were telling someone how familiar you are with the Bundy militia types because you were born and raised in Nevada.

Guno....complete fraud. You're busted. You're likely a 20 year old college droput.

 

[Spinster]

Well, that was easy. Consider them to be a threat to others, and it's good to go. No brainer.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Well, that was easy. Consider them to be a threat to others, and it's good to go. No brainer.

Yes, the courts love it when the police give them the finger and disobey them...

 

[LuckyDuck01!]

All law enforcement vehicles must now be equipped with pillows in the trunk. Pillow fighting has been an acceptable fighting norm for generations.

We aren't far from that.

In fact....here's a plan Obama and liberals would embrace:

Immediately hire 1,000,000 Occupy folks or recent liberal college graduates. Mandate that every police officer is shadowed by one. This person constantly evaluates the appropriateness of the cops actions. Fairness. Tolerance. Niceness. Racism. All of this things cops supposedly suck at.

And the cops cannot override the liberal advisors evaluation. This way....NOTHING the cop does will ever be wrong, and, 1,000,000 worthless liberals will have a job!!!!

Only problem? These liberals who have no life experience, but know EVERYTHING about how to police a city, would be too chicken shit to get in the car and roll through the neighborhoods and calls cops have to go to.

Hmmmm. Maybe the cops can wear 360 cameras on their head and a liberal can view it remotely from UC Berkeley and direct the cops actions like a drone or avatar? YES!!! So when thugs are surrounding a cop and start throwing bricks at him....and the cop reaches for a gun....a wise white guilt liberal can order him "NO!!! NO GUN!!! HUG THEM! TELL THEM YOU UNDERSTAND THEM AND APOLOGIZE FOR....FOR...FOR OPPRESSION!!!"

When the thugs start shooting at the police officer, he/she can just step aside and let the bleeding-heart liberal overseer take the hits and when he/she returns to the precinct and is asked what happened, he/she can say, ask the overseer, the hugs didn't seem to work.

 

[xband]

Discretion is the better part of valor.