Capitalism Dreamcatcher

[Abishai100]

Here's a mock discussion between Shiva (Hindu god of destruction) and two hypothetical Devil's Advocates named Deformer (a supporter of nihilism) and Deranger (a supporter of Marxism) about capitalism dogma.

Signing off,




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SHIVA: Why do you despise capitalism?
DEFORMER: Competitive systems always lead to profiteerism.

SHIVA: Are you an adversary of the European Union?
DERANGER: I do not trust commercial treaties.

SHIVA: What do you think of Facebook?
DEFORMER: I'm not opposed to photography-folklore.

SHIVA: Are you suspicious of comic book media?
DERANGER: I like Captain America (Marvel Comics).

SHIVA: When is terrorism justified?
DEFORMER: Terrorism is useful for free-speech.

SHIVA: Would you endorse profit-sharing networks?
DERANGER: I would endorse the vitality of the World Bank only.

SHIVA: I like Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novels...
DEFORMER: Self-determined fantasies are always comforting!

SHIVA: What do you think of the A.I. avatar Scorponok (a warrior-robot symbolizing cunning)?
DERANGER: Stealth is a reality of nature...

SHIVA: What if Captain America became evil?
DEFORMER: I would hope Spider-Man could save him!

SHIVA: What's the difference between genetic engineering and A.I. empires?
DERANGER: I think it's a question of resource preferences (e.g., OPEC vs. Wall Street).

SHIVA: Would you be interested in a story about Captain America saving the World Bank?
DEFORMER: I think a 'tale' about an idealistic 'hero' such as Captain America salvaging capitalism is neat.

SHIVA: What's your opinion of nuclear warfare (e.g., North Korea)?
DERANGER: Unusual weapons represent the instinct to dominate...

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