DarkFury Platinum Member Feb 20, 2015 27,260 8,250 940 Sun, Sand And Palm Trees Aug 16, 2015 Banned #2 My favorite. "It's not the lie I tell it's how well I tell it"...Mark Twain
The Professor Diamond Member Mar 4, 2011 16,752 25,010 2,405 Aug 16, 2015 #3 “I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.” Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Professor Diamond Member Mar 4, 2011 16,752 25,010 2,405 Aug 16, 2015 #4 I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers
Derideo_Te Je Suis Charlie Mar 2, 2013 20,461 7,961 360 Aug 16, 2015 #5 Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!
The Professor Diamond Member Mar 4, 2011 16,752 25,010 2,405 Aug 16, 2015 #6 From Groucho Marx: “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.” “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.” Read more at: Groucho Marx Quotes- BrainyQuote
From Groucho Marx: “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.” “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.” Read more at: Groucho Marx Quotes- BrainyQuote
Auld Phart Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member Mar 3, 2013 82,870 44,548 2,605 Aug 16, 2015 #7 Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say "Take off your clothes."? Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say "Take off your clothes."? Phyllis Diller
JOSweetHeart Gold Member Jun 27, 2012 20,902 6,514 325 East Tennessee Aug 16, 2015 #8 I have a buddy who wears a shirt hear and there that says, "I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay!" God bless you and him always!!! Holly
I have a buddy who wears a shirt hear and there that says, "I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay!" God bless you and him always!!! Holly