Comical Thread. Bruce Jenner Becomes A Female. So Which Celebs Will Be "Gaga&Giddy" To Date Him?

[The Irish Ram]

Obama, looking for something a little more feminine..........

 

[Rexx Taylor]

how about a skunk or a porcupine? i think they would sleep with al sharpton.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

He does have a hefty cash flow....

i just looked up his age, i figured 60 something, he's 65! so, how much make up did they use in that photo? more than tammy faye baker?

 

[BlueGin]

Neal Schon. He has a thing for fake attention whore reality stars. Maybe he can give him/her/it some plastic surgery tips and references as well.

 

[Katzndogz]

It has to be a woman. Bruce isn't gay.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

does all this mean that Bruce will be ordering "Toys" and have them secretly sent to his front door when no one is looking?

 

[Moonglow]

 

[BlueGin]

It has to be a woman. Bruce isn't gay.

Bruce ain't a lot of things...all there ...being one.

 

[Katzndogz]

The ones to feel sorry for are the children. They lost a father that they never really had anyway. Their very conception was a mistake.

How does someone say to their children "I was never your father. I always wanted to be a woman. You should never have been born."

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i wonder if bruce is going to start seeking younger men on the net while pretending to be a sexy 35f.

 

[Moonglow]

i wonder if bruce is going to start seeking younger men on the net while pretending to be a sexy 35f.

Only if they are slim and athletic...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i wonder if bruce is going to start seeking younger men on the net while pretending to be a sexy 35f.

Only if they are slim and athletic...

and home alone, like they were in that NBC Predator Series. I can just picture Chris Hanson talking to Bruce in the Kitchen.

 

[gallantwarrior]

Well aside from Richard Simmons and Dennis Roddman, there must be at least a dozen celebrities out there who are just dying to date "The New Brucy Jenner". So let's have some fun with Brucy here and take some guesses on who will be Brucy's new love, or "New Loves".

I believe it has declared it wishes to be called "Caitlyn". And there is not way it can ever become a female. It may undergo surgical and chemical mutilation in order to appear female, but it will never be female.

 

[gallantwarrior]

Bill Mahr or Al Sharpton.
Bill to prove he is a true liberal.
Al because he likes to stick it to white people.

and i didnt know al sharpton had a daughter, who in any state of mind would want to sleep with al sharpton? well besides a farm animal.

Better sex through chemicals? Give a gal enough drugs, and she'll screw anybody (whether she would have been willing, or not).

 

[gallantwarrior]

i wonder if bruce is going to start seeking younger men on the net while pretending to be a sexy 35f.

Cougar Caitlyn?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i wonder if bruce is all excited to finally see what goes on in the ladies room.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

but hes 65! its not as if he has the body of a 35 female.

 

[gallantwarrior]

but hes 65! its not as if he has the body of a 35 female.

He's undoubtedly got the best body money can buy.

 

[eots]

bitch still be looking a bit brucy..ladydudes got a big square ass man-jaw

 

[JoeB131]

He does have a hefty cash flow....

i just looked up his age, i figured 60 something, he's 65! so, how much make up did they use in that photo? more than tammy faye baker?

I think massive amounts of airbrushing were involved.