Consumer Heretic: A Dialogue Drug

[Abishai100]

Here's a consumerism-exorcism dialogue between to random Americans (the movie-star Tom Cruise and a hypothetical idealistic Internet-blogger named Ajay Satan) and a fictional giant menacing A.I. anti-capitalism 'machine' named Scorponok (a derivation name from 'scorpion-king').





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CRUISE: Are you a minister from the abyss of darkness, Scorponok?
AJAY: Is your message one of mischief or malice?
SCORPONOK: I am from the deep, and my message is one of agony...

CRUISE: Are you an adversary of capitalism?
AJAY: Do you endorse anarchy?
SCORPONOK: I do not defend the rights of consumers...

CRUISE: How can we assimilate you into the world of men?
AJAY: Would you permit us to write stories about you?
SCORPONOK: I seek to become a celebrity...

CRUISE: Are you cynical about worldly prestige?
AJAY: Do you frown upon medicine?
SCORPONOK: I do not trust governors...

CRUISE: What kind of celebrity do you seek to become?
AJAY: Are you interested in Hollywood?
SCORPONOK: I want to be a deacon of horror films...

CRUISE: Are you a Satanic confectioner?
AJAY: Can we entreat you to attend a Catholic ceremony?
SCORPONOK: I will not sanctify manmade faith...

CRUISE: Do you want us to believe psychosis is your 'ally'?
AJAY: Is there something inside you corrupting your sense of friendship?
SCORPONOK: I want to be recognized for my absolute strength...

CRUISE: Strength is in numbers, and Starbucks gives civilization a praise of teamwork.
AJAY: Do not destroy Wall Street before you understand the human value of economics.
SCORPONOK: What is the value of monopolies?

CRUISE: Monopolies in capitalism teach us about the reality of ambition.
AJAY: Investments in the market encourage consumers to participate...
SCORPONOK: I will participate in a 'Marxist game.'

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