Coup de Kamala in Venezuela

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Kamala Harris, aka, the Cackler, just announced that she has overthrown the Marxist dictator, Nicolas Maduro. "The elections were rigged", said Harris. "So, it was our duty to overthrow him militarily in order to preserve democracy. Ha, ha, ha, ha!".

"But none of us voted for her", said a local. "Just like no one has voted for her in the US either".

Another Venezuelan commented, "Things have not really changed here economically. We still have access to same garbage dumpster to eat from, however, she is a bit too Left wing for most here as drag queens have begun teaching in our schools. None of us here even knew what a drag queen was until Kamala took over. And why have they taken over the Olympics, did Kamala taken over that also? asked the befuddled Venezuelan.

Others voiced similar concerns. "They have begun giving out free clean needles like they apparently do in San Fransisco where she is from, but no one here really even uses heroin. They do make good darts to play with though."

The historically black and gay Jean Pierre, however, assured the locals that heroin was on it's way to the people of Venezuela to help remedy the situation.

"Why are gay men walking around naked in our cities now" asked another local. "I guess it makes sense given the fact there is not enough money for food here, so people now must have to walk around naked. I imagine that is why it is legal in San Fransico to walk around naked, because the poor folk there can't afford cloths, right?"